Yes, that's right! It's time for Patrick's monthly myspace update! Let the champagne fall from the heavens...

It seems like there is a lot of news to share.

Have I talked about the whole Youth In Government governor candidate thing? I don't know if I have. I'm the South West district governor candidate for the 2nd conference. Now don't everybody applaud at once!

I don't have any homework today, either! Yeeeeeeehaw!

We Care is a fucking retard cart. For those of you not in the know, We Care is a club at Coldwater High School. We do a lot of shitty things and run ourselves into debt--thousands of dollars of debt.

I am in love with my launchcast. It's playing Jimi Hendrix right now.

I said "holla" today and Chris Wood said, "Dude, don't say that ever again." What a douchebag! I said, "Keep off my back, cracka jack!" He thought it was funny. I hate white people.

I guess that I don't really hate white people. I am white, after all. I just hate white people who thing I'm trying to be a wigger because I say holla, i keeps it real, and other wonderful hip-hoppin' phrases.

Deerhoof is on my launchast now. See how cool this is?

Jackson and I aren't hanging out tonight because he has too much homework. Doesn't that suck? He is busy the one day I don't have homework.

I have no life!

(Dead Kennedys on my Launchast! Score!)

(My mom just told me that she used to listen to the Dead Kennedys! Hear that bitches? My mom is fucking rad! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!)