One Month! (Sept 19th)
That's how long we have before Vitamin Party celebrates it's 50th show!
Vitamin Party of the Past will become Future Vitamin Party, and our Hover Boards will finally arrive in the mail. Society will see past skin color and will unite to defeat the dreaded Yigorganatons of Nebulon 5. A new keychain will be invented that you can call with your phone and it will beep, letting you know that they are in the pants you were wearing last night. People will stop drinking Starbucks Coffee, and instead drink Planet Juice Smoothees. I will do some dishes. My robot will fall in love with my wife and try to kill me, but I pull a Dorothy on it's ass, defeating it with a bucket of water. The phrases "Ass-Hat" and "Dick-Sauce" will become the highest selling party insults of all time. Matt Campana will look around and exclaim "The Future!! Finally!!" Once only found in nature, Ice will now only be found in the freezer. Our show with the Ex-boyfriends will be over, but our show with the Ex-boyfriends will have yet to be played. Pizza On A Stick. Mental Telepathy Phone Service. TV's that record themselves. Cereal that no longer needs milk and you will buy us drinks at the bar.
Man, you guys have your work cut out for you if you're going to get all this done in a month. Snap to it.