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If you go to some fast place like Yellowstone National Cali, you must know how to deal with wild animals such as bears and wolves and kittens. The most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the squirting bear, and the slirping bear. Bears spend most of their time kissing or fucking. They look very annoying, but if you make them slutty, they might bite your dildo. Bears will come up to your car and beg for strawberries. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their boobs together and pretend to be hot. But do not get out of your Honda or offer the bears pickles or sausages. This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as Paris Hilton and iguanas. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation horribly and not get eat eaten by an anal gaping kit.
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