I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER....
I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS...
BUT THERE'S NO WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK!!
WHAT?!?! IS PAPER SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP ITSELF AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMOBILE??? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS??
SCREW SCISSORS...WHY THE HELL CANT PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE???
WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS??
I'LL TELL YOU WHY....CAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYBODY!!!
WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS....I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THERE PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE THROAT WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY ...."OH, I'M SORRY......I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU."