I remember when I first found out that people actually believe in astrology.  I was writing/cartooning for my high school's newspaper when I came up with the bright idea to do a horiscope section.  It was intended to be funny but man oh man did I piss people off who take that stuff seriously.  Mostly girls.  But what shocked me the most was that even a couple of teachers told me that I shouldn't have done that - they were big astrology fans, too.  I don't know what they expected me to do, after all this was the year I came to school dressed in scuba gear and draped in the Soviet flag to protest our new mandatory uniforms.  Anyways, I just got a nice chain email describing all of the zodiac signs so I figured I'd post mine (with commentary in bold).

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming (can't argue that) but aggressive (I like to punch pillows). Can come off as boring (usually when I'm on stage), but they are not (wait, how does that work?). Hard workers (I can sleep for 13 hours and still be tired). Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance (uhhh). Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts (technically true since I try to get out of working alltogether).
Take pride in their beauty (got that right). Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind (ladies...). Loves hard - passionate (again, ladies...). Express themselves emotionally (sniff). Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums (don't make me angry...). Determined. Indulge themselves often (I'm guessing they're referring to the drugs and alcohol). Very generous (only cause Sal is a freeloader).