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Current mood:  pirate
That's right! For all friends of The Light who are coming to see us at the Good Ship next week, we will give you a free MP3 of my solo nautical naughty, "Smuggler Sid".
Hear!
French salty sea dogs wantonly barking across the seven seas!
Feel!
Yourself. AND this maritime molestor getting to work on his shipmates.
Walk!
Er, the plank (?)...find out what he did to the cabin boy, and the Captain Daughter's Frank! (Cue a kicking in the Jamaican Nuts).
Prepare!
To get your timber shivered and for a truly jolly rogering!
All this nautical naughty can be yours, to own and keep for ever, naked and for your pleasure...if you come along. Just ask on the door for details!
Yours in the name of all things good in rock n roll,
Tom of The Light
5:58 PM
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