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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 36
Sign: Pisces

City: Arlington VA / Ellicott City MD
State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/21/2005

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March 30, 2007 - Friday 

Category: Romance and Relationships
What did I just do? Nothing yet, nothing like my dear buddy Jefe' who decided to pirouette in gym shoes on asphault, and now has a torn ACL and MCL. No,  I simply signed up to be part of the Washington Post's Datelab. I'm getting set up on a blind date by the paper. They pay for dinner, and I get to meet a new woman. All I have to do is go on the date, talk to the lass, and do an interview afterwards. No big deal, but what kills me are the past Datelabs. There seems to be no middle ground there - either the people hit it off and get married in two months, or they never talk to each other again. At the least, I can write a nifty DCFUD article about the meal.

Now, I'm not expecting love at first sight, though that would be something to write home about, but I'm curious as to who they're going to fix me up with. Cute? Pretty? Plain? Tall? Short? American? Foreign? Girl-next-door or exotic woman of mystery?

If they could swing the unengaged Bush twin Barbara, I'd be a big fan.

Anybody but Jessica Cutler, please. Only one blogger per household.

How funny would it be if it was somebody I knew from MeetinDC? Just how quickly do you think I could run away?

(would the Post still pay for dinner?)

I'll have you note that I have recently repimped my myspace, and added a Dancing Bateman. Couple of new pictures, too.


Currently listening:
Get It
By The Lashes
Release date: 21 February, 2006
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Alison

 
If it's a Meetin girl, the strategy is simple.

Grab the burger that the Post bought for you, shove it inside your coat, sprint outside and spray self down with delousing powder.  Then, light yourself on fire just to be sure.  Once clean, heartily consume the burger while concealing self in bushes and blogging about mishap. 
 
Posted by Alison on March 30, 2007 - Friday - 5:09 AM
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Kevin

 

First off... Dear Washington Post dot com... screw you and your log in BS.

Second Ray that would be hillarous as if there isnt enough dating and hooking up in meetin to make daytime soaps appear to be drama free but lets ad some sugar sprinkles to that :)

Being recently single, and not liking my situation lately, i would go head first and have lots of fun, that sounds like something i would tottaly do.  Except ill stay single for awhile :)

 


 
Posted by Kevin on March 30, 2007 - Friday - 1:39 PM
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Liz

 
Oh Ray, you miss the point!  If your date is from MEETin DC, you now have the perfect opportunity to see just how far you can go and still get the free meal!  You must show up with a fake mustache on (waxed no less) and be Bizzarro Ray!  Huzzah for Bizzarro Ray!
 
Posted by Liz on April 1, 2007 - Sunday - 3:26 PM
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melody

 
interestingly enough, i'd rather be hooked up by the newspaper than by my parents.  but that's a whole 'nother story.  anyway, i'm intrigued.  let me know how it goes.
 
Posted by melody on April 2, 2007 - Monday - 6:02 AM
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A-man-da Hug n Kiss

 
Dearest Ray...just let your kissing do all the work...can you kiss on a blind date? The program sounds like its a win/win...Go for it!
 
Posted by A-man-da Hug n Kiss on April 5, 2007 - Thursday - 8:33 PM
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Ms. Chievous

 
oh, i just LUV reading Datelab.  Let us know when it's in print!
 
Posted by Ms. Chievous on April 6, 2007 - Friday - 1:00 AM
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Krista

 
Nicole keeps telling me I should do this!  But I'm reluctant - I don't know if I want one of my bad dates being written about in the local paper.  You'll have to tell me how it goes.
 
Posted by Krista on April 10, 2007 - Tuesday - 11:27 PM
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Ray

 

Oh, I'll blog about it. I'm not a publicity whore, but I'm not shy.

 


 
Posted by Ray on April 12, 2007 - Thursday - 6:15 PM
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