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Current mood:  accomplished
Hello boys and Girls.
We've just spent the last 3-4 days in Liverpool recording with our man Al Groves at Sandhills Studios, the recordings will be up soon once they've been fully mastered.
On Wednesday night we went for a drink at Korova club after being in the studio all day and bumped into some random people including The Rascals, White Lies and a girl who's name was Candy.
After we had drank a bit too much we retired to Richards hotel to get some sleep but it wasn't exactly what we were expecting when we got there. A kind gentleman showed us in through the door because we couldn't open it and a guy who looked like your Nan's Dog's Uncle's Brother's Anus was running around bare chested covered in blood thinking he was Max Payne!
Shocked as anyone would be we stood there speechless and then decided to run to Richards room to avoid the massacre, however when we got there we found that Richards key card to get into the room didn't work - Max Payne still on the hunt for blood just up the corridor. At this point Josh pointed out that there was blood on the Walls, Carpet and Fire Escape so Pooh evacuated our bums at lightning speed.
Richard decided to go and find someone to let us into his room only to be set upon by Max Payne, (this is how we have decided to refer to him because he wasn't kind enough to inform us of his real name!) Max Payne was trying his best to batter Richard but was failing miserably as Boazman dodged here and then like Muhammed frickin' Ali!. Simon and Stuart meanwhile took it in turns to look after a woman who had been beaten up by Max Payne while the other went to help Richard, both ending up getting landed by Max Payne and his accomplice.
After Richard get them a run for their money we all managed to get out of the fire escape and the Police had arrived arresting both Max Payne and his accomplice (we will call him Goatse). When the Police asked what had happened - Max Payne and Goatse declared that "we're just trying to make a living"!
After the storm had settled we came to the conclusion that the two guys who were beating everyone up in their site were either rediculously drunk and had decided they hated the world OR they were on a live Max Payne role play weekend --- we will leave that decision up to you as the reader.
Nobody was hurt in this epic tale apart from Stuart , Simon and Richard each have a bit of a bruise on their heads but nothing serious.
Max Payne and Goatse are currently in a cell somewhere on the Mersey but will soon be released to reek havoc once more upon the Formule 1 hotel.
Massive Love
Tantrums xxxxxxxxx
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Max Payne
Release date: 2002-03-14 |
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