Rules:you need to write 6 interesting tidbits about yourself, at the end you need to write six people you're going to tag.

From there you need to e-mail or leave a comment saying they've been "tagged" and they must read your blog.

Why the form blog? Whatever Sharon wants, Sharon gets...

1. I've been accused of being a cupcake. Dan Le coined the term, originally meant to chide someone for acting sissy (i.e. "Quit Cupcaking! Be a man!"), but I have popularized it as a euphemism for chivalrous courtship. It is a consummately romantic style, carrying with it traits of emotional availability, sensitivity, tenderness, and enthusiasm. Taken to the extreme, it can reek of desparation, possessiveness, and co-dependency. When practiced correctly, the art of "cupcake" can put the right woman in an enviable position - desired, cared for, supported, loved, and made to feel all those things genuinely and often.

2. I never learned how to ride a bicycle. True story. I think it should be a goal to accomplish this summer. Wow. A 6'3" 230 pound 24 year old trying to learn how to ride a bicycle for the first time. I should sell tickets.

3. Many people (like at least 5) think that the first short film I was involved in was "Chamomile," which I wrote and produced last year. Not true. You have to hit the archives to find "Space," a silent starring myself and Ariel. While you're there (in the archives, stay with me people!) you might stumble across "Hemp:The Motion Picture" a 20 minute opus starring Joey, Jennifer, Omar, Rigel, Matt, Jackson, Steve, Jillian, and myself. Trust me, it's a real heartbreaker. Whose heart did it break? Well, mine.

4. I have quite the oral fixation (take it easy pervs). I bite the skin on my thumbs, the inside of my mouth, my fingernails, I chew gum, I smoked until a few months ago, and I clench my jaw when I sleep. Oh, and I've been known to stick my tongue out of the corner of my mouth a little when concentrating on parallel parking.

5. I am infatuated with Ben Affleck. I have tried to explain it many times before, but people never seem to understand. Not only do I respect him as a businessman, an artist (I'm convinced he received the first and only Oscar for typing), and a cocksman, but I think he's dreamy. Ha! There's the explanation. I like Ben Affleck like straight women like Angelina Jolie. I don't want to just be Ben Affleck, I want to be IN Ben Affleck. I've said too much...

6. I'm cheating on this one...6 things that make me happy:
* Lane/Myrick/Dirt Dogisms : "Curse these rugged good looks." "It's better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission." "The devil made me do it the first time, the second time it was me."
* Watching my Mom space out - and we've lost her.
* Carrying on an entire conversation with my sister using only Farley/Sandler/PCU quotes much to the chagrin of everyone around us.
* Hallelulah Voice and "Yeah..."
* Mercilessly clowning Ryan. It's almost too easy. But I must!
* My Dad turning on the charm for a new audience. It's a Willis thing.

I tag Dan Le, Ariel, Tim(acting for Omar/Jackson/Rigel/Matt), Lane, Jillian and Myric because they are all referenced above. They deserve an opportunity to clear their name.

- Lindsey