The fianl stretch is here. 9 days till the election. Why is it so exciting you ask? Obama is anywhere from 9-15 points up in most polls. It seems he's got it in the bag.Well he doesn't! The lead up till the election is like Christmas. What's our gift gonna be? Lower taxes? A President that gives a shit? No. Our gift will be when they don't steal the election and we know our country still belongs to us. You see right now America is a little bit like Brittany Spears. We've gone crazy! We shaved our head, and beat the shit out of a van. in case you were wondering Iraq is the van. I guess that would make Tony Blair, Kevin Federline. After awhile like Blair even Federline was like this bitch was out of control.

With the election of Barrack Obama we can go on MTV looking fat and out of shape. People can rmember who we are. Then it's off to Bally's for some serious weight loss. Bush's dumbass out of the White House, that about 185 pounds of stupid gone. Then the rest of his flunkies. People start to see us looking hotter and hotter then we put out a hit album and do a sexy ass video and we're back!!!

Lets get America looking like it's sexy ass again. Vote Obama in 9 days.