"Drill, Baby, Drill"

Oooooh, yes, drill in Iraq or Alaska, or anywhere else you say, my Republican Master.

Yes, drill in the catch phrases and hollow following craziness, and don't make me plead for 9-11 references.

Drill loopholes in federal laws and legislation for corporate-incentives and tax-evasion.

Drill holes in social programs for the poor and the needy.

Mmmmm, use handcuffs, make me beg for democracy,

Yeah, let's play no-civil-liberties, baby.

Oh, power-drill honey.

Drill in Abstinence, Prosperity, and Country First while you dildo in deep the virgin refuge of our Earth.

Please, yes, please oppose sodomy strongly, then penetrate our world's wilderness boldly.

My God, your hypocrisy is so Mother-Earth-Fucking sexy.

Drill into our budget for bombs.

Drill in your Nascar Dads and your Hockey Moms.

Sweet-talk me nicely about power plants and Middle Eastern tyrants

Entice me with your moose-hunting mavericks and media pundits,

your billowed ego and bootstrap conceptions of justice,

Mmm, baby, that's just so hot.

Don't stop, don't stop.

Yes, drill, baby, drill-

Oh, yes, drill nice and deep.

And I will rise up and top you so hard while you sleep.