Today, I trailed behind two 9-ish boys on my way home from the gym. Here is the conversation verbatim:
"I bet you don't even know where Iraq is, dummy."
"Yuh, huh, it's in Iran."
"No, it's not you idiot. They're not even on the same continent."
"Yuh, huh, they are too."
"Nuh, uh. Iraq's bad you idiot."
"Whatever. My Dad's still voting for Obama. I gotta go to flag football."