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Stephanie Burrows


Last Updated: 12/7/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 27
Sign: Gemini

City: Leesburg
State: Georgia
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/21/2004

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Saturday, June 13, 2009 

Current mood:  amused
It was from some guy who lives in Nigeria! No I do not know him. Here it is:

basalla hi,
Look at ur beauty and contemplate on it, this is not a joke, it is God handiwork on you, you are so blessed with a wonderful structure and may almighty God always protect you and make you well and i want you to know that u are a woman of great virtue and i really understand ur integrity, u want to protect ur honour and uphold ur dignity my heart is always glad whenever i see u are a lady i really have a great enthustiasm for and ur exotic look has caused a great temptation to my soul am confused i cant restrain my hungry eyes from u because u have bring a cheering moment to my life and i can never forget you. You mean so much to me.

And here is my response:

Are you serious. I think I want you to move to the United States to live with me and we'll have lots of babies and live happily ever after! Oh and I'll work and you can stay at home with the kids and do all of the cooking and cleaning. It'll be awesome!



Hahaha! You think he'll respond? If he does I'll post it on here.

EDIT:
So he wrote me back. Here's what he said:

basalla I am serious about all what i said to you, to tell you the reality it is from my heart and i will be greatly honored to live with you in the states and do want ever you want because the parables of your delightful looks is making me shaky. How will you plan for me to come? I want to know.Then he sent another one:

basalla I am waiting for your reply

What should I write back?

Another Edit:

He wrote back again.

basalla Hi,
what an interesting woman,thanks so much for being my friend, i promise, i will make you happy and moreover it is a privilledge to let u know that your sublime potraiting look so fair and remarkable to all beholders.TO TELL U THE REALITY IT IS GOOD TO KNOW THERE IS A KIND LADY OUT THERE ALSO WHO KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS ALSO AND THAT IS VERY AMAZING AND SO REMARKABLE ALSO AND I SAW UR
PROFILE WHICH I LIKE SO MUCH AND I REALLY ADORE UR
BEAUTY AND I WILL LIKE TO SEE MORE OF UR PICTURES OK..
MY NAME IS AZEEZ and i am from Nigeria Hmmm, that is concerning me, allow..........................
me to think ..., I like arts, which I used visiting
Some exhibitions... Music always will force me to feel
good, and the
reading weakens me. As to sports competitions I used
to play football because am also a footballer, when I
have free time and i read computer networking in d university. I want to you better and i will like to know more ur country.

stay bless,Then I Wrote on Jessica's request:

Unfortunately I can't afford a plane ticket, so I'm sending you an old hot air balloon I found in my attic. I realize hurricane season is approaching, but true love conquers all, and certainly mother nature can't outwit destiny. You're not the first one to be tempted by the parables of my delightful looks, but hopefully, my great beauty and goddess-like ways will be enough. I hope you will still except me even with my third nipple and sixth toe.



Jessica
Jessica Garst

 
Tell him you can't afford a plane ticket, so you're sending an old hot air balloon you found in the attic.  Explain that you realize hurricane season is approaching, but true love conquers all, and certainly mother nature can't outwit destiny. Tell him that he's not the first one to be tempted by the parables of your delightful looks, but hopefully, your great beauty and goddess-like ways will be enough, and he can still except you even with the third nipple and sixth toe.  
 
Steph-I think this a fabulous response, but is 5:10am right now, and I've been up for about an hour with a teething baby.  There is a slight chance that I'm sleep deprived.
 
Posted by Jessica on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 9:13 AM
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Stephanie
Stephanie Burrows

 
Hahaha! I'm gonna use that!

 
Posted by Stephanie on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 1:54 PM
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Jessica
Jessica Garst

 
I can't wait to see how he responds to THAT!!

 
Posted by Jessica on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 2:32 PM
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Bill and Dina

 
....You're going to shit when a Nigerian dragging a taped up NOAA weather balloon comes knockin' on your door! HAHAHAHA!!

Better get ready to give him some sixth toe....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I can't stop laughing...at myself...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He'll bring you a pretty pressie from his farm!

Nigerian Dwarf Goat

Your new home

Your new mother in law

Your new kids

Your new friends

WOW! You have a gay neighbor!

And here's your new man out on "Balloon arrival watch"...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh damn..I'm so glad I have the time to do shit like that.....
 
Posted by Bill and Dina on Monday, June 22, 2009 - 3:00 PM
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