So I have now been considering whether I am the result of evolution on a purely scientific basis or on a divine design type of thing or whether the scientologists are right and we are some sort of breeding program that space creatures have in place and I think I have come up with a definitive answer. Scientologists can't be right, sorry guys, because there is no intergalactic tax which I am fairly certain would be imposed. I am also sorry to say that intelligent design can't be a logical conclusion based solely on the fact that there is hunger, AIDS, and hip-hop. Now which species of monkey did I come from?