Hey everyone, thanks for checking out the first ever episode of Black Light in the Attic!!!  It spent a lot of time in various planning stages and permutations, all of which eventually were thrown out of the Attic window in favor of the emerging pod-form that we are supplying you with. 

We had even originally intended to do a live show but who the fuck would listen!?!?!?  By doing it the old traditional podcasting way, we can provide you with neuro-erotically detailed segments designed to produce psycho-somatic changes in your monkey nervous system.  We mean that.  By listening to us, you are changed.  Our waves in the morphogenetic field labeled "Human" are mingling with yours at an incredibly high bitrate and the end result could one day mean possible enlightenment of entire segments of the population, or certain death at the hands of indigenous tribes known for bloodlust and hero worship!

This first episode is rough, new, akward, exciting, and the culmination of the beginning stages of two energy bodies.  But we're not going it alone, we're looking for illumination from all other outside sources, which means we would like you to submit things to the show!  This is our way to help connect our community, show off our talents, enhance our ideas, create new memes and psychological pathways, and break through lonliness to create the self-awareness of a great portion of our human population: the Cultural Creatives.  We are among the leaders and real creators of the future, not priests, politicians or policemen.  It is us, and we are coming out, guns blazing!!!

This first show is just an introductory episode with foreshadowings of future endeavors.  You will notice a trippy, smooth, opalescent blend of music, discussion, soundbytes, and high weirdness.  It gets better.  Each episode will center around our discussions in the Attic, but everything will dance to the rythym of the whole, as we want to give you a pleasurable trip every time.  Sometimes we make make you nervous, tense, erotic, confused, enlightened, persuaded, empowered, disjointed, high. . .but all in good fun, and all in good time!  There are no honest men on this boat. . .

With a bit of hope and a lot of luck, we will also feature interviews with some amazing people that are more or less well known in our community and beyond.  While I won't mention any names just right now, you can rest assured that in an upcoming episode you will wonder in amazement at how two bums from the American midwest got that guy on their show!!!  I can't wait. . .

So thanks again for joining us in the Attic, we hope you'll stay for a beer or a bongload, or at least long enough to know that our portion of the human population is coming out strong and connecting at light speed!  Although, when you're high enough, everything else seems to be going that fast. . .Are you there?