Hey boys and girls!
As some of you surely know (because some of you were there), the BCB has played several shows at various casinos in the great state of Oklahoma. Well, we figured that we would give you some advice just in case you're feeling lucky in one of these establishments! Here we go:
1) Don't play the slots - even if they have a Blues Brothers slot machine that you feel is a message from God telling you that you're going to win the jackpot on this one. You're not - just go watch the movie again...
2) If you double your money, take the winnings and put them in your wallet and do not remove them until the next day. NO MATTER WHAT! This way, if worst comes to worst, you played all night for free.
3) If you see David in the casino, just follow him around and bet opposite of anything he does. You're guaranteed to win this way! If your opposite bet coincides with the bet of our tour manager Brad, bet double...
4) Most of all - as soon as you walk in the casino go to the roulette wheel and put $25 on black. If it hits it's going to be a good night. If not, walk away - you're in for a rough night otherwise.
Best of luck! See ya onstage!!
p.s. Call your radio DJ and request the new BCB single "Saying Goodbye"! Full LP "Heartworn Tragedy" lands October 27th!!