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jaxxy (2)
Tuesday, December 16, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Music




Wishing all of my myspace friends a Very Merry (hic) Christmas and a

Happy New Year!




As a lover of the "Merry" Christmas myself I thought I would look through what some of the

greatest poets and thinkers of all time have had to say on the subject. This is what I found......


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Work is the curse of the drinking classes
-- Oscar Wilde



Cheers!


Sefton
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jaxxy
jan guffogg

 
feckin genius!
 
Posted by jaxxy on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 7:00 PM
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Stationery Woman
Stationery Woman

 
The Horse and Mule live 30 years
And nothing know of Wines and Beers

The Goat and Sheep at 20 die
And never taste Scotch or Rye

The Cow drinks Water by the ton
And at 18 years is mostly done

The Dog at 15 cashes in
Without the aid of Rum and Gin

The Cat on Milk and Water soaks
And then in 12 short years he croaks

The modest, sober, bone-dry Hen
Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10

All Animals are strictly dry
They sinless live and swiftly die

But Sinful, Ginful, Rum-soaked Men
Survive for three score years and ten

And some of us, the mighty few
Stay pickled till we're ninety-two!


 
Posted by Stationery Woman on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 7:41 PM
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Laura
Laura Zegelien- Bourn

 
Not only that but dark cocolate is good for you too! DAMN,the world just keeps getting better & better! ;)
 
Posted by Laura on Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 6:07 PM
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