I have zero interest in this new GI Joe movie that is about to come out. Aside from the fact that I just don't care enough about GI Joe, I know this movie will be fucking awful. Curiosity about how they'll butcher one of my childhood memories has led me to look up what they're doing with Destro and Cobra Commander. It seems there is a screen cap of actor Christopher Eccleston with a metal head that seems pretty faithful to the cartoon Destro. I have my doubts about this being a legit screen shot, but here you go:



Now, I have not been able to find any screen shots of Joseph Gordon-Levitt (yes, the kid from Third Rock from the Sun. Sigh...) as Cobra Commander (and he's being billed as "The Doctor / Rex" on IMBD.com) but I have found package art for the action figure of Cobra Commander that will come out to support the movie and let me tell you, things don't look good. I never in a million years would have known this was supposed to be the Cobra Commander if the box didn't say so:



PUKE!