Due to the fact that i'm usually eating when it's my turn to step to the microphone, I've had a bunch of messages and emails asking me to post lyrics! Actually..... it's a very flattering request. So here goes : ) Ferg B

Here are "Nerds in Love" and "Last Winter":

NERDS IN LOVE

You can keep your hipster flings
Blowing rounds like battle ships
Give me Albert E. and Zaccy Newton
Over alcohol and weed

Keep your Lou Reed 7-inches
I've got 7 inches of Wham!
For my bio-chem girlfriend
She wears stockings
And she's knocking off at 3

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon
Oh we're nerds
Yeah, we're nerds
N-n-nerds
Nerds in Love

I met her at the basket case launderette
Rings in her lips clips in her hair
Patch on her breast said "Corvette"
Do you remember when
Mechanic shirts were hip?

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Play Magic Cards from dusk till noon

We're Nerds in Love
We're one plus one
Four lenses fogged
Eight limbs entwined

We're Nerds in Love
We're two on one
We like our books
We love our mums

Oh we're nerds
Yeah, we're nerds
N-n-nerds
Nerds in Love
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n


LAST WINTER

Not some likeness
Nor some faith
No I Yes I
I’ll wait

Scorching summers
I’d gladly trade
To be and to see
Your face

I blindly prayed to find you here
I’ll find a way to keep you near
You turned last winter
to the mildest spring
When you asked me out
And you asked me in

Howling leering walking dead
Count the hells that I’ve dealt
Count the wounds count the welts

My pretty little mirrors
Feed my ugly little mind
Karma come and kill me
Oh I won’t be hard to find
Covered in glitter

It’s true that I’m in love with you
In just the way you want me to
You turned last winter
to the mildest spring
When you asked me out
And you asked me in

I blindly prayed to find you here
I’ll find a way to keep you near
You turned last winter
to the mildest spring
When you asked me out
And you asked me in


I hope you enjoy!