Hello Friends! So much love in the air, and most all of it directed at me! I can hardly get over it sometimes, I feel so blessed, as special people so often do. Feeling special and loved is our birthright. I especially feel the love when it gets to the end of the day, when I like to make my Reflections. Some of my Reflections ('Reflections' being the title of my next book, coming out on Pan MacMillan in 2009) are usually things like 'Have I done enough to bring love to the world today?' 'Have I been the best version of myself?' 'Is this haircut really working for me?' Because if there's one thing that we can all agree on, it's that all that matters in life, is being popular. Even if that means doing things that you don't think are right! Even if it means pretending to like things you hate! Personal taste and courage mean NOTHING in this world! It's all about how good you look in a bikini. That, and liking the right music at all times. And leaving LOTS AND LOTS of blog comments. Because very powerful people are reading this blog, you just don't know it. It's a special surprise that will be revealed soon to all the special people -- it's your birthright!
Anyway! I'm getting ahead of myself! Firstly, I would like to thank all the hugely talented artists who have sent me so many beautiful portraits this week! This one especially, is I feel, very creative:
Don't you think? It must have taken hours! So thankyou, whoever you were, I'm sorry I forgot your name. If you were thinking of becoming a graphic designer, I say, go for it! But remember, noone likes a show-off! You are at least as good, and as at least as unfunny as this cartoon, and they gave these people money! Look:
Some commonly asked questions I get are usually things like, 'Hey, B*itch=, what DO you like? Do you hate EVERYTHING?' and 'Vonette, I'm gonna, to *&#^ing get a *&^$ing gun and come to your %*&#ing house and ^&#( your ^%(* you dumb &(*7 !!!!!!!!!!' and, 'WAI DUN U MASTEBAIT 2 UR TEARS?' which frankly, I couldn't really understand as your command of English seems tenuous at best. However, what do I like? This is an important part of getting to know someone! Well, I really, really like that Sarah Palin. She's a strong, smart woman! Also, I totally enjoying huntin' and shootin', especially wolves from a helicopter. That is so much fun! So, I'd really like to meet Ms Palin and her amazing looking family, I can't think of anyone better at running the free world. How exciting! Just look at how smart she is:
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin SNL skitShe's got my vote!
And lastly, what kind of music do I like? Well, I know that there are a lot of young men out there who've been sending my love letters and asking for my address so they can send me photos and something called a 'mixtape' (is it like cake mix? What fun!). Well, I really, really love Celine Dion, as I've mentioned before. She is the epitome of talent! She just emotes with so much love, you look at Celine, and you know that she is someone who practises her Reflections, and as a result, everyone loves her! This is my favourite song of hers. I'll leave you with it's beautiful message and wish you all the best for the week!
Celine Dion - Titanic - My Heart Will Go On ~music video~xxx
Vonette.
AND ONE LAST THING, my little trilobites! Though I encourage free speech as much as the next douchebag (as long as you agree with me), I do not encourage, advocate or in any way condone racist, homophobic, sexist,
demeaning or any content otherwise that suggests you have indeed let someone a drill a hole in your skull and pour scolding hot water into it,
you neophyte, philistine asshats. You will be dealt with severely, you will never get to second base, acne will sprout from your back (AGAIN!) and any time you try to log into your computer hereafter, you will face this alert screen, over and over and over and over:
