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Signup Date: 7/11/2008

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June 15, 2009 - Monday 

Current mood:  rebellious
Category: Religion and Philosophy
This is an ongoing promotion,
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Greetings Minions,



Inspired by the "Blasphemy Challenge" (blasphemychallenge.com) from the Rational Response Squad, (rationalresponders.com)



Satan wants you to tell the world about what religion means to you by asking yourself...


"What Religion Means to Me"


It's simple. You record a short video message, upload it to YouTube, and then the HELL OUTREACH SERVICE will give you much more than the proverbial 15-minutes of fame!


Since 2004, the HELL OUTREACH SERVICE has always been comprised of many religions and beliefs, and has always striven to be inclusive, and not exclusive as many religions tend to be. Much to the chagrin of many of my fellow atheists, as well as several nameless organizations, the HELL OUTREACH SERVICE will remain inclusive for all those of faith, as well as those of no faith. If you haven't read our page DISCLAIMER, please do so!

With this in mind, when you ask yourself, "What Religion Means To Me?" I'm not just talking to my fellow atheists, I'm also talking to my Christian minions, as well as anyone else, of any belief.


EVIL INSTRUCTIONS:

Open your video with "this is my submission to the HELL OUTREACH SERVICE at myspace.com/TheDevilSatan of What Religion Means To Me."

Then introduce yourself, and tell us about the role religion has played in your life. You can tell us stories about the positive or negative effects it has had on you, your friends, and your family, and why you have your beliefs. You can use props to tell your story, (i.e., family members, pets, books, dead bodies, etc., etc., etc...) and locations (i.e., inside a church, a car driving, a cemetery, etc., etc., etc...) that offer a nice visual aid to get your point across.

You can be as
creative as you want!

The videos can be as short as 1-minute, and as long as 15-minutes. Try to record with good sound and lighting, indoors or outdoors.

Close your video with the phrase "HAIL SATAN!"

Title your video as "Hell Outreach Service - What Religion Means to Me" and then simply send me the YouTube URL in a message to Satan.


That's it!

SUBMITTED VIDEOS WILL BE POSTED IN THIS BLOG BY SATAN

Then you'll be on your way to Fame & Fortune!

Isn't that what you wanted from Satan anyway?


Always remember, SATAN LOVES YOU!
Stay Evil,


Satan


Satan can be found at...
myspace.com/TheDevilSatan


Please note: This is NOT a contest.

NOTE: You understand and agree that your Video will be posted online in this blog and in bulletins and possibly
viewed by billions of other people on the planet. By submitting a Submission, Submitter hereby grants Satan permission for his/her Submission to be posted exclusively on this MySpace page, its bulletins, and in this blog in perpetuity, or until which time Submitter request Submission to be removed, without compensation of any kind to Submitter, or any third party. Satan does not guarantee the posting of any Submission, nor any satirical claims of fame, wealth or prosperity to Submitter, by submitting a Submission. All Submissions must be in compliance with the Terms of Use Agreements for both MySpace and YouTube.

Satan Loves You!












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SHADOWMAN DRACONIS
Shadowman Draconis

 

I MOST DEFINATELY WILL WHEN I GET A DEVICE WITH ENOUGH MEMORY STORAGE...........HAIL SATAN!

 
Posted by SHADOWMAN DRACONIS on June 16, 2009 - Tuesday - 3:00 AM
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Malcolm Levett

 
Sounds good

 
Posted by Malcolm Levett on June 17, 2009 - Wednesday - 12:19 PM
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¿Lextacy?
Lexxi Santos

 
i'm thinking about doing this. I wrote it all in my blog just so I could think of what to say. Now It's all in the matter of me making a video of me saying it.

 
Posted by ¿Lextacy? on June 17, 2009 - Wednesday - 10:10 PM
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King Freyr™

 
Shit, I don't know if I could do that.
I need motivation.
Or maybe not, a man once said:
"What’s all this stuff about motivation? I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me." GDPC

Hail Satan.

 
Posted by King Freyr™ on June 22, 2009 - Monday - 12:03 PM
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Frozen Depression!
Marc Edward

 
lol I didnt really think you loved ur Christian minions. lol thts pretty rad
 
Posted by Frozen Depression! on June 23, 2009 - Tuesday - 2:11 AM
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X
Marcus Johns

 
Wow.
I got so many bad ratings for my video, Satan. :/
I had to disable ratings that way close minded Christians wouldn't attack my video.

 
Posted by X on June 23, 2009 - Tuesday - 4:37 AM
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Abstract Philosophy
Homo Sapien

 
I liked your video. You brought up good points.

 
Posted by Abstract Philosophy on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 4:32 AM
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Xeni™
Yesenia Gomez

 
Working on getting the video up and running as I type this, ;).
-Seni
 
Posted by Xeni™ on June 24, 2009 - Wednesday - 7:58 PM
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DESAGO

 
The videos look good Lord. We need to get some more in here and get a lot more different views and options about what religion means to the rest of the minions.

 
Posted by DESAGO on July 2, 2009 - Thursday - 2:39 AM
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Nicole

 
The best way to describ any religon is very simple....It is the Opium of the people a drug used to conrol and shape the minds of people....controling every thought and action....keeping those who at their most weak,weaker thinking if the religon says it is right therefor it most be so.....any answer to who you must come from within you not by a so called power which will want to control the very thoughts that make you who you are..........
 
Posted by Nicole on July 9, 2009 - Thursday - 11:49 AM
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BERTHA BANGERS.com

 
Could I include some nasty church granny porn?

 
Posted by BERTHA BANGERS.com on July 10, 2009 - Friday - 5:30 AM
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Minion Missa The Computer Ninja
Missy D'Arcangelo

 
I wish i had a camera, and i would totally make a video!  Alas i don't.
Sorry sire!
Hail Satan!

 
Posted by Minion Missa The Computer Ninja on July 10, 2009 - Friday - 6:12 PM
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Futurus, necne futurus.
Rachel Baterman

 
oh, this seems like fun, i'll do it!
 
Posted by Futurus, necne futurus. on July 11, 2009 - Saturday - 7:35 AM
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Devil Jesus

 
i dont know what is mu religion but i believe in you haha yes , ok mi religion es original es creer en alguien poderoso pero no se si es bueno o malo, realmente estoy  muy confundido, hare un video y te lo  enviare. thank you very much

 
Posted by Devil Jesus on July 16, 2009 - Thursday - 2:37 AM
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Norwood Grimes

 
MIND CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!
They're All Stories Talking Deaf Dumb & Blindly About...

 
Posted by Norwood Grimes on July 16, 2009 - Thursday - 4:27 AM
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*KT*

 
As soon as I figure out WHY my the sound quality when I record is buggered, I'm in :)

 
Posted by *KT* on July 16, 2009 - Thursday - 7:36 AM
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♥pRiNcEsS♥
Chantal Lopez

 
Sounds great i do not kn0w when im gonna make this video
 
Posted by ♥pRiNcEsS♥ on July 16, 2009 - Thursday - 4:29 PM
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Under The Given

 
OK I will do it. I'm considering possible presentations now. -adam

 
Posted by Under The Given on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 12:02 AM
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Abstract Philosophy
Homo Sapien

 
When I get a chance I will send in my submission.

 
Posted by Abstract Philosophy on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 4:31 AM
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Felix The Dancer
Felix Renteria

 
Alright ill try and get my vid up soon
 
Posted by Felix The Dancer on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 3:41 PM
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Alessandra

 
where can I go to do a video blog? 

 the booth at Club Holiday only does photos

oh well, would be really short anyway

religion means nothing to me

and religious folk scare the piss out of me

 
Posted by Alessandra on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 5:08 PM
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Lady Sarah / Demon Barber's Apprentice

 
Good evening Satan,

My apologies but I fear I do not have a web cam or any sort of video camera so therefore I'm afraid I can't take part in this event.  Though I am always with you and I shall remain your follower, master!

~ Yours sincerely,
   Lady Sarah  (I Love You)

 
Posted by Lady Sarah / Demon Barber's Apprentice on July 17, 2009 - Friday - 7:36 PM
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Jake Lost in ConfusioN

 
Worship SATAN
thats it

 
Posted by Jake Lost in ConfusioN on July 21, 2009 - Tuesday - 8:14 PM
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Apogee of Zonotope (the official myspace)

 
I don't have a video camera, so here is what religion means to me.

to be honest, not much.  I don't believe in a higher power and cannot prove that one exists, but at the same time, I cannot prove that a higher power does not exist.  If there was a god, and THAT god was a christian , judaic, or muslim god, when i died I would probably join satan and rebel against the absolutist ignorance of god and chop his head off.
Seriously, if god really did exist, it seems like he would be a major douche nozzle, kind of like an immature adult obsessed with people liking him, and throwing a temper tamtrum when they didn't eg. the great flood, the rapture.

Coincidence happens,
for instance, if the earth were not as close as it is to the sun there would be no life.  If there was no moon, there would be no weather, and probably no life.   no water , no life, no oxygen or nitogen, no life, if there were no trees that inhaled the carbon dioxide that we exhaled after breathing in the oxygen that they produced, we would die.  If humans hadn't met wolves and domesticated some of them , there wouldn't be dogs, and we may not have been as succesful as a species.
Many of these coinsedences are used by religious people as reason that there is god. but what if they are just happenstance.

we may never know.  So I , for one , am not going to worry about it.

besides It was Friedrich Nietzsche who said it best, " In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.", or perhaps he said it best when he said "To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance , you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation, with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence."

check out the new song I've posted, ARE YOU SATISFIED?

 
Posted by Apogee of Zonotope (the official myspace) on July 26, 2009 - Sunday - 12:35 AM
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Requiem for a day-dream
Marky Mark

 
Peoples thoughts about what religion means to them is a good discussion tool, however, it seems rather bias that only Atheist have videos posted. Perhaps if people with faith of different kinds posted videos as well it would give the viewers a border perspective.

This is very inspirational.

 
Posted by Requiem for a day-dream on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 8:32 PM
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SUMERIAN TRUTH

 
yes religion is a control center for those who feel its necessary to bow.
loved all these videos. best i have seen out there.

here is a video. since i dont have the devices to do one for this blog. I think this women clearly deserves the spot light.
 its not me but its a girl from Romania that
has made more than plenty of good points about religion being worthless.


Channel Icon

ZOMGitsCriss

Hailz satan,
Kat

 
Posted by SUMERIAN TRUTH on August 25, 2009 - Tuesday - 11:17 AM
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Hell's Goddess Four Winds

 
Woo! I LOVE the latest submission!!!

Rock on!!

 
Posted by Hell's Goddess Four Winds on August 31, 2009 - Monday - 5:09 PM
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POTNEILIUS
Potee Bannerman

 
FUCK RELIGION

 
Posted by POTNEILIUS on September 1, 2009 - Tuesday - 11:51 PM
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*SATAN'S*~DARK~ PRINCESS'OF*H.M.A*
Delia Psychotic

 
*HAIL SATAN*666
 
Posted by *SATAN'S*~DARK~ PRINCESS'OF*H.M.A* on September 8, 2009 - Tuesday - 11:24 PM
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Samael, Destroyer.

 
good insights, very interesting
 
Posted by Samael, Destroyer. on September 29, 2009 - Tuesday - 4:42 AM
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I <3 CESAR
Cesar Serna

 
Cool I'll do it
 
Posted by I <3 CESAR on October 12, 2009 - Monday - 6:07 AM
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The Girl in Byakkoya

 
can we still do this? :D

 
Posted by The Girl in Byakkoya on October 14, 2009 - Wednesday - 3:38 PM
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♰Queen Elisabeta Dracul Ţepeş♰ ®ø††
Elisabeta Tepes

 
Say what you will, but religion just means sex to me.  It means rape, coercive and otherwise, and just basically recalling the days of my youth, my parmours with the flesh of donkeys (asses) and emissions of semen like that of horses.  But hey, that's just me.

Well, I am not all the interested in the obsession with virgins though.  They tend to be awkward. :D
 
Posted by ♰Queen Elisabeta Dracul Ţepeş♰ ®ø†† on November 1, 2009 - Sunday - 2:40 AM
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Jessicaa,

 
Religion just makes people feel better about dying.
>:D

 
Posted by Jessicaa, on November 2, 2009 - Monday - 7:19 PM
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✂Hailey Havoc ☮
Hailey Lavoie

 

Yes!

HAIL SATAN!

 
Posted by ✂Hailey Havoc ☮ on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 8:57 PM
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Tyrannosaurus Christ

 

 

Sorry No Vid. Cause I'm just to lazy right now. But.. Here's a segment of an interview of Myself, John St. Thomas that some it up. 3) Miss Kerry : Why did you pick religions of the world to influence you? Was it because you has a bad experience with religion and made you (the band) not like it?

 John St Thomas : First off There is no picking as far as religion. It is foisted on you everyday. That being said, how can you hate anything so ridiculous. It's the way it's used that I hate. Otherwise Jesus would just be another beloved childhood character like Santa or the Easter Bunny. It's non stop hilarity right from the start. God says to Abraham" Sacrifice your son to prove you love me" Then says "Whoa hold on! I didn't think you'd do it!" Issac must be feeling pretty good about pops right now! God tells The Israelite's. "When you conquer another tribe put every man,woman,child and all the animals to the sword" Think there neighbors might be a little freaked out? "God told us to do it!!" Ever heard that one before? last but not least, Mary gets knocked up. It's not her boyfriends. She's supposed to be a virgin. Hmmm What to do? "I'll say God did it" Wow!! Mary doesn't half ass her shit. Gotta love her. Ive got a million of them. Hail Satan

 
Posted by Tyrannosaurus Christ on November 7, 2009 - Saturday - 6:56 PM
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BATMITE NYDM/CADM

 
is anybody in this world wondering when religion will just die???
and who will be the ones to bring it on???
i cant fuckin wait!!!
 
Posted by BATMITE NYDM/CADM on November 12, 2009 - Thursday - 10:42 PM
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