So I dreamed this dream. It was odd as dreams go. I'm in Germany (in the dream, not now) and I'm in an old prison that's been refurbished to be a wonderful fancy hotel --- as they might do, you never know. So, I'm in mid-tour or something, cuz the band is all around in these tiny little rooms (striped bed-spreads, kinda shiney) and we're all packin' up to go to the next place. Suddenly, I realize I've brought 4 cats with me and how am I gonna get 'em home. Thing is, I guess I actually brought them a year earlier and there they still were -- being alive and being well taken care of by the wunderful German guests.
Cut to new scene - parking lot - guy in light blue, sort of a prison guard guy actually, don't joke around with him, ok, he's not really into that. He likes to make his own jokes though, cuz I ask him a question, he gives me a silly answer and then holds out his hand for a 'tip'. Now, I'm stuck, if I give him a 'tip' the ctv cameras are gonna think I'm bribing him....and suddenly this little dream isn't so fun anymore now is it, no, I agree...it's starting to reek a bit of espionage and I'm thinking this little B&B is still a prison, for pete's sake.
Cut to next scene - I'm inside again, can't find the band, I'm in my bathrobe and I'm posing as a maid so I can steal the chocolates and bags from the room next door. I walk right in - like a maid - no questions - they ask me something in German like 'what up girl' and I feign a pretty darn good accent of German mumbles, swipe a box of giant heart-shaped chocolates (to which I know I'm allergic but it doesn't matter) and as I'm swiping them, I'm stuffing them in my mouth and also nabbing the guest's bags so I can pack up some stuff, leave it behind for a friend to ship for me and then I'll have room to take the cats. Yup. The cats are the whole motivation behind my criminal behavior.
New scene: I see my friend and he's talking to a girl and I try interrupting and he sort of motions that 'hey don't interrupt' and stuff and introduces me to the girl. I act polite, although I'm in a hurry cuz my big German bus is getting ready to leave...yes, the band and me go by bus to and from Europe I guess....anyway, I say to the girl 'hey, nice to meet you, what do you do?' and she politely says 'I work in the snow with my shoes'.