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Status: Single
City: No Man’s Land
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/22/2008
Friday, October 09, 2009 

Current mood:  implacable

The Omen O'Brien:  I feel terrible

Squeezebox Sam:  Haha.  I know the feeling.  Ready to go vegan straightedge w me yet?

The Omen O'Brien:  Idk bout the vegan part!

Squeezebox Sam:  Haha.

The Omen O'Brien:  I wear leather too much

Squeezebox Sam:  U just can't buy anymore.  They will be reminders of what u used to be.

The Omen O'Brien:  I like leather tho!

Squeezebox Sam:  Me too.  But I like being skinny more.

The Omen O'Brien:  What does being skinny have to do w wearing leather?

Squeezebox Sam:  It has to do w being vegan, foo!  Have u ever seen a fat vegan?

The Omen O'Brien:  What about vegetarians?

Squeezebox Sam:  Naw, theres lotsa fat ass vegetarians cuz of the dairy.  They dont eat flesh but they eat butter and milk and chocolate and stuff.

The Omen O'Brien:  Ill never give up leather!

Squeezebox Sam:  But u must!  We cant be vegan straightedge otherwise!

The Omen O'Brien:  idk man!  I love my leather!

Squeezebox Sam:  Imagine how much better youd look in ur leather if u were vegan ass skinny!

The Omen O'Brien:  Idk man

Squeezebox Sam:  We should go vegan straightedge 4 a wk.

Squeezebox Sam:  Cmon, we can do it!

The Omen O'Brien:  Im still wearing leather tho

Squeezebox Sam:  That's fine, i cant afford a new belt or shoes anyways

Squeezebox Sam:  No booze, meat dairy drugs or sex 4 one wk

The Omen O'Brien:  Gota get my sex!

Squeezebox Sam:  Nope.  No sex.  Gotta stay mentally healthy and sex doesnt promote that.

Squeezebox Sam:  Hmmm.  So the two things u wont give up are sex and leather.  Thats kinda kinky, foo.

The Omen O'Brien:  I love my bondage!

Squeezebox Sam:  You are in bondage to fatness.  U are a slave to things that make u unhealthy.

The Omen O'Brien:  How does leather make u unhealthy?

Squeezebox Sam:  Its a reliance on animal product.  Its cruel and damages the circle of life.

The Omen O'Brien:  I LOVE LEATHER!

Squeezebox Sam:  Keep wearin yer leather, but were going vegan straightedge for 7 days starting monday, foo.

The Omen O'Brien:  Cool!  Sounds fun

Squeezebox Sam:  Glad u are seeing things my way


phillip

 
straight edge myth #1: no sex is part of straight edge.
thought up and added in to the philosophy by dudes that couldn't get laid.
straight edge myth #2: veganism is part of straight edge.
thought up and added in to the philosophy by dudes that couldn't get laid.

 
Posted by phillip on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 10:57 AM
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Colinski

 
If Sam believed vegan was part of straightedge he wouldn't have said "vegan straightedge"

 
Posted by Colinski on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 7:37 PM
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GRIT

 
Haw haw... don't tell The Omen that no sex ain't part of straightedge, I'm tryin' ter save that feller from the vagina dentata!  An' we knows veganism ain't in the mix, that's why we's done clarified it.  Gonner do that ON TOP of not dopin' er boozin'!  Gotter struggle ter be hungry in today's world, y'now?  Haw haw!

- Squeezebox Sam

 
Posted by GRIT on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 2:12 PM
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Colinski

 
Vagina dentata!

 
Posted by Colinski on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 7:56 PM
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GRIT

 
Yup.  That's a Picasso-ism.  Wish I could take credit fer it!  Haw haw!

 
Posted by GRIT on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 8:40 PM
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Colinski

 
I'm pretty sure it's older than Picasso, actually. Like, ancient myth from various cultures.

 
Posted by Colinski on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 8:48 PM
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GRIT

 
Haw haw.  Even better!

 
Posted by GRIT on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 8:48 PM
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Slackeye Slim

 
xGRITx
 
Posted by Slackeye Slim on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 5:13 PM
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Colinski

 
I am vegan straightedge. Well, I don't drink or do drugs. I don't buy into the straightedge philosophy, which was thought up by self-hating teenage hardcore boys who never used drugs to begin with. Also, it's hard to say that the "no sex" thing is a myth when Minor Threat's "Out of Step" had the following lyrics:
"don't smoke
don't drink
don't fuck
at least i can fucking think"

Whose opinion on straightedge would you trust more than Ian MacKaye's?

In any case, I am not hardcore or angry enough to be straightedge. Although I might be if I didn't get laid once in a while.

Oh, and I hate to say it, but I do know a fat vegan or two. Potato chips are vegan, remember. And Skittles. Even Nutter Butters, I just learned. That said, most people lose weight, and it's definitely easier to be healthy as a vegan, and it makes you a lot less likely to suffer from heart disease or diabetes. And possibly cancer as well.

 
Posted by Colinski on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 7:56 PM
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GRIT

 
After the headache I am lookin' at the world through this mornin' I am greetin' the start of my self imposed challenge termorrow with open arms!  Haw haw!

 
Posted by GRIT on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 8:39 PM
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Colinski

 
Up in yer neck o' the woods, Follow Your Heart and Vegetable Delight is good eatin'. Vegetable Delight is completely vegan... if you don't eat the fortune cookies or ice cream.

 
Posted by Colinski on Sunday, October 11, 2009 - 11:32 PM
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GRIT

 
Yeah, I've done that there Vegetable Delight place a couple times in the past... my mama an' sister wuz inter it before they moved off ter Washington.  Them's the only vegan shrimp I ever done seen!  Haw haw!

 
Posted by GRIT on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 2:41 AM
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Colinski

 
Vinh Loi Tofu is also fantastic if you want vegan shrimp.

 
Posted by Colinski on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 6:13 AM
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dizziemisslizzie

 
hahaha, you guys are too funny...
 
Posted by dizziemisslizzie on Monday, October 12, 2009 - 3:10 AM
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phillip

 
no sex isn't a part of straight edge.. one can argue that the song "out of step" refers to no sex.. but then what about other minor threat songs like... "filler"?
ian said it.. so does that mean that you have to be ant-religion to be straight edge? not that i'm religious by any means...
i'm just stating that the song that coined the term "straight edge" doesn't mention sex...
would one have to believe in the philosophy he believes in on any level to be "straight edge"?
would one have to go so far as to follow him lyrically through other projects like embrace, skewbald, fugazi, pailhead, evens...?


 
Posted by phillip on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 8:34 AM
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GRIT

 
I'm figgerin' ole Ian done simply meant that wanton er promiscuous sexuality were dangerous ter the mindset.  Sex within the construct of a committed relationship can't be argued none... but you wanner go stick yer wanker in whatever hole is open fer bizness at any given time, we's figger that that could prolly cause a problem if'n yer tryin' ter keep yer brain on the straight an' narrow.

Don't get me wrong, none, I ain't arguin' the finer points of this here philosophy.  Come ter think of it, that there sex question is plain rightly amusin' anyways, cuz it ain't like I's got any worries in that particular area at this time no how.  Now, some gal wants ter throw herself at me 'bout here an' now, then we'd prolly have the means fer a discussion of the highest order.

Any ladies wanner try my willpower out?

Haw haw.

-Squeezebox Sam

 
Posted by GRIT on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 12:55 PM
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