I got this email today... pissed me off:

Marty,

How are ya? My name's Amber Finley and I'm an Independent A&R scout for several companies in the music industry.  I apologize for coming out of left field here, but I was listening to your material and I think you have some good stuff, especially "nothing good ever last".  If you're not too tied up in the next few days, I'd love the chance to speak with you so I could find out more about your music in general.  Right now, I'm scouting primarily for music supervisors for TV and Film placements and listening to your music, I think they're great for that kind of stuff.

Anyhow, I more than likely be available all day today and tomorrow if you have a free minute. If you want, just respond back to this email with your number and I'll call you when I'm free. Look forward to speakin with ya!

Amber Finley,
Song Placements
323-988-3442

My response:

Dear Amber,

Artists everywhere dream of the opportunity you just outlined in your message.  I am one of those artists.  Overall, this has been a pretty good day for me, and I was thrilled when I initially read your message.  But you just ruined it when I did some research and found out that you're a scamming, worthless piece of shit.  "Song Placements?" Fuck you.  Pay to play is destroying art and making a corrupt music industry even more despicable.
If you're going to try and scam me, at least do it convincingly.  Your email contained numerous typos, you dumb slut.

Honestly, you're a pathetic human being.  Why don't you sell your body instead?  Then at least you'd make someone happy.  Look at yourself.  You're sitting around on myspace trying to score some cash from a few poor kids like me dumb enough to fall into your trap.  I doubt you've even bothered to read this far down into my message, but if you have, then eat shit.

With love,
Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Marty Cain

P.S. The song is called "Nothing Good Ever Lasts," not "nothing good ever last," you fucking whore.