To the Staff, Management and Proprietors of the wonderful Groove Kitchen and Music Room in beautiful Cambridge, Ontario,

I want to publicly apologize for running out last Saturday without paying by tab.  I can just imagine your reaction upon noticing my unintentional blunder.

"That incredibly attractive and funny Chad Laughing.  He pretended to be so nice but really he is just like any other jerk from Toronto.  Arrgh … Chad Laughing with his artsy scarf that he even wore on stage. Curse him!  Curse him and his friends who typed uncontrollably on their blackberries all night!"

It was a complete accident.  I promise.  I have no excuse … but I do have an explanation … I ate my dinner so early in the evening and left so late – I simply forgot.  I'm very sorry.  I'm good for it – I promise.  How will I ever repay you?  I guess … by … paying you.

Sorry. 

Until next time,

CL