FRI & SAT AUG 21 & 22 @ 9:00 PM
SUNDAY AUG 23 @ 8 PM
JACKIE BEAT is... BETTER THAN NOTHING?
Cavern Club Celebrity Theater
1920 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, California 90027 - $20
"Jackie Beat is a master of her craft, and some day in the far future, her wig should be hoisted to the rafters of the drag queen hall of fame and retired in reverence for her contributions to the field. She mixes all the right elements for great drag -- fantastic makeup and costuming, incredible stage presence and natural talent, a fearless sense of humor, and an endearing ’screw you’ attitude." - Provincetown Magazine
Oh the irony! That review came out just ONE DAY after Miss Beat packed her bags and left P-Town, not unlike a tender young Jewess escaping from the Nazis. And now she’s back in Los Angeles and ready to amuse the jaded and cynical seen-it-all, done-it-all Hollywood crowd. Starved for entertainment, even these eye-rolling, lip-curling texters and Tweeters have to admit that...
JACKIE BEAT is... BETTER THAN NOTHING
Hilarious new songs include Jackie’s homage to her favorite bargain emporium ("99 Cent Only Store" sung to Nena’s "99 Luft Balloons), a dire warning about The Apocalypse ("2012" to Prince’s "1999"), a special message to Chaz Bono ("He/She Chasity" to Cher’s "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves") and some of her most beloved classics.
THREE SHOWS ONLY! BUY YOUR FUCKING TICKETS NOW, IDIOT!
www.Acteva.com/Go/JackieBeat
September 5 2009 @ 8:00 PM
JACKIE BEAT in OKLAHOMA CITY, OK!
More info to come!
September 20 2009 @ 8:00 PM
LOGO COMEDY SPECIAL TAPING! With Varla Jean Merman & Coco Peru!
Santa Monica, California
MORE INFO TO COME!
September 26 2009 @11:45 PM
DIRTY SANCHEZ at TRANNYSHACK SF!
San Francisco, California
MORE INFO TO COME! www.TrannyShack.com
September 27 2009 @ 6:00 PM
DIRTY SANCHEZ at FOLSOM STREET FAIR!
San Francisco, California
MORE INFO TO COME! www.folsomstreetfair.org
October 17 2009 @ 10:00 PM
DIRTY SANCHEZ in SALT LAKE CITY!
Salt Lake City, Utah
MORE INFO TO COME!
October 31 2009 @ 11:45 PM
TRANNYSHACK SF HALLOWEEN!
The Cat Club: 1190 Folsom Street, San Francisco, California 94103-3927
With Heklina and all the ghouls!
www.trannyshack.com, www.catclubsf.com, 415-703-8964
Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays, Nov 6 thru 15 at 8 PM
(plus 10 PM late shows on Fridays & Saturdays)
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BUSTY JANE?
Cavern Club Celebrity Theater
1920 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, California 90027 - $30
This is the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups of campy live theater! Let us explain... Imagine TWO of your very favorite things -- late ’70s/early ’80s porn AND Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? -- violently forced together and then drenched in chocolate!
Okay, so there’s no chocolate, but there is JACKIE BEAT as washed-up porn kitten Busty Jane Hardon, MARIO DIAZ as her wheelchair-bound brother and original "power bottom" Branch Hardon, NADYA GINSBURG as the maid of indeterminate ethnicity, SAM PANCAKE as the flaming faggot next door and a different SURPRISE CELEBRITY GUEST for each show as Jane’s prospective new personal assistant! Hiding away in their black lacquer and Nagle-filled West Hollywood condo, Busty Jane and Branch seem to have stopped their Swatch watches at the peak of their fame and success in the high-gloss, day-glo Eighties.
Living in a delusional and dysfunctional world of faded memories and dusty dreams, the two former sex industry superstar siblings now have only each other to turn to -- and ON. When Branch’s plans to sell their condo throws a wrench into Busty Jane’s big comeback, the broken down has-been loses it... and the New Wave shit hits the fan!
TEN SHOWS ONLY! THIS WILL SELL OUT!
www.Acteva.com/Go/JackieBeat
Dec 3, 4 & 5 2009 @ 10:30 PM
HOLIDAY SHOW IN SF!
Rrazz Room at Hotel Nikko
222 Mason Street, San Francisco, California 94102 - $30
www.therrazzroom.com
Dec 11, 12 & 13 2009 @ 8 & 10 PM (No 10 PM show on SUNDAY)
HOLIDAY SHOW IN LA!
Cavern Club Celebrity Theater
1920 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, 90027 - $20
TIX: www.acteva.com/go/jackiebeat
Dec 18, 19 & 20 2009 @ VARIOUS TIMES (see website)
HOLIDAY SHOW IN NYC!
Laurie Beechman Theatre
407 W. 42nd Street, New York City, New York 10036
More info to come! www.SpinCycleNYC.com