If I were an apeman...
Everybody sing to Fiddler On The Roof....
"... da de da da da da da da da da da da da da daaaaahhhhh!"
I promised BananaFysh that I'd show my apeman picture from Perception Laboratory. So here it is. Laugh it up everybody...

If you think that's funny, you know how they say that animals resemble their owners? Well if I looked like an apeman, this might be how my dog looks:

Yikes!! 