Okay, get this... so we do a special issues spoofing religion, in all its forms in Girls and Corpses Magazine, and we point out the obvious hypocrisy of religion and in return we are censored... by our 'own' distributor?! It's not entirely their fault. It seems some snot nosed brat in the Bible belt picked up a copy of G&C and started crying or shit themselves or something because now this issue is being covered in plastic wrap. Is Bizarre Magazine covered in plastic WRAP? NO! Do they have nudity? YES! Do we have nudity? NO! So WTF?!!
It appears that the long bony arms of the Church is wrapping up Girls and Corpses from your view. In the old days, I would have just been burned at the stake, so I guess I'm getting off easy. But I was, frankly, shocked that in this day and age, and with all the crap religion puts the world through with wars and as a breeding ground for pedophiles that people could stand a good laugh on religion. And this issue even has Jesus in it -- James Caviezel star of The Passion of The Christ.
So, now the people that pick up this sealed issue of Girls and Corpses will be sorely disappointed when they find out there is no nudity inside. And the people who want a good laugh at the expense of religion, but don't want a porn mag, won't even pick it up.
The only way you can help is order the issue and send us your comment to put in the next issue of the magazine. You can order it here:
GirlsandCorpsesStore.com
We are very proud of this issue and we think you will cherish it.
Pray for us!
Pope Corpsy VII
