One to change the lightbulb and to announce in their blog that it's been
changed

79 to read the blog and re-post it as a bulletin

3745 to read the bulletin, go to the light-bulb-changer's MySpace page and
add the light-bulb-changer as a friend.

386746758 to post a sparkly glittery picture of spiritual healing
butterflies along with a comment about what a beautiful wise person the
light-bulb-changer is.

989687967596 to add the sparkly glittery picture of spiritual healing
butterflies to their own repertoire of sparkly glittery pictures, and to
post it on every MySpace page in their extended network

7548755706765840469 to respond by adding the sparkly glittery picture
posters as friends.

450838989759750350595949 to thank them for the add.

By which time the lightbulb has gone out because there is not enough dammmmn
electricity left on the planet to power the bloody thing