This Christmas you will all be pleased to hear that even though I have
375475486745674567 people in my extended network, I have chosen to help save
our beautiful planet by keeping all the trees intact - and won't be sending
out any Christmas cards at all, not even to my *real* friends (i.e. those
amongst you that I've actually met or had an interesting exchange of
messages with, not just the ones who send me sparkly glittery flickery
feathery cascading irritating junk via the medium of ArseSpace.


Oh alright then, I admit it, the real reason for not sending out any
Christmas cards is that I'm just useless and haven't even got to grips with
sending out the cards for 2006 yet. But the good news is.... my carbon
footprint has a clear conscience. My carbon feet however... are guilty as
hell and need sentencing to a week in a solitary cell at Champneys,
surrounded by Ferrero Rochers and bottles of Baileys (and with Twiglets and
Cheesy Footballs on a nearby shelf).


Bless you all, my dear friends and t-shirt-buyers.


" We rock! We roll! We never type 'LOL' ! "