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Dressed up as old gay and jolly men trying to be cute, we tried to take control over Skull Island. The first birds we tried to catch were as fiery as hell itself and we wandered for a long time around the icy lake, searching for a way to trap the fucking critters. Then we saw our own images flickering in front of us, telling us "you are wrong, that's not the way to become a pirate".We shouldn't have listened to them, they drew us all towards a spiralling eternity of boredom. Skull Island is still waiting there, its jaws wide open; you'll be our guests, we'll feed you until the hunger subsides.
Ker out.
5:22 AM
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