TO ALL THE MARRIED MEN: Relationships are about communication, love, and mutual respect. So tell your wives to fuck you more or differently or whatever instead of hitting on my friends who are innocent or don't know what you're doing. I don't enjoy having to pull them to the side and pointing this stuff out and watching their faces droop down and their bodies schlup over in a defeated mass of devastation.  Nor do I enjoy coming off as cold and insensitive by having to restate my boundaries in different manners for the sake of being tactful. Yet I must hold you at arm's length because I can smell the stench of your odorous misdoings(much like your cologne) from a mile away; I know your type.