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THE BITCH IS BACK
 THE ONE ON THE RIGHT. SIGH
yep, georgina's back. again. and starting a shitstorm. again. oh ya and rufus and lily finally got married. wheeeeee. even though they eloped at the end of last season. go figure. anyway here's our recap of this week's GOSSIP GIRL- jump on it jump on it!
- ok ok carter is basically a manwhore. what's the big deal? hasn't every guy on gossip girl been a manwhore at one point?
- chuckbass acting school lesson 1: low talking - thank god we didn't bother to learn privileged's name - dan really shoulda checked out georgina's animated ecard. they're usually pretty good. - blocking SASHIMI LATER on ichat immediately - chuckbass acting school lesson 2: eyebrow furrowing

- some would say vanessa is just bad at cue cards. we say she's a functional illiterate. - the cw presents: movies to absolutely skip unless you want your eyeballs to burn - was the "BABY BUMP WATCH" line a dig at our beloved duffster's body? eff u cw and all ur twigs. and if we're wrong. sorry we love ur show lulz - sure she tried to ruin the wedding but why not let georgina stay for the reception? i mean… - it's not like rufus and lily have any friends their age! well except sonic youth of course. - speaking of which. somebody call kim gordon: we wanna know how much money does it takes for sonic youth to SELL OUT!

- hey we thought we were the only ones who measured lies by ass grabs! - now that georgina is gone, can blair please please please be the bitch again? she's sooooo much better at it - did vanessa get snubbed on the wedding invite? or was she just drunk under a table? - fellow canadians rejoice! we're finally off the hook- BLAME TEXAS! - the guy who does the voiceover for the stepfather commercials sounds exactly like the guy who does monster truck commercials - if scott gets an apology we think we deserve one too for, well, scott! - oh and one last thing... wtf happened to all the sex on this show?
ok it wasn't the best wedding episode, but we didn't secretly want chuck to bribe us to stop watching either. what did u think? leave a comment and let us know!
you know you love it.
xoxo the waffles girls
www.wafflesandfalafels.com
4:31 AM
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