...When she's laid up for 3 weeks because she's had an operation?!! I sat here thinking "I really need to write a blog...but I haven't been able to do anything for 3 weeks...bugger". And then I thought, I must have amused myself somehow...so here it is! What a fetish model does when she can't do anything lol.
Sleep. Play on Farcebook. Play on Myspaz. Text friends too much. Sit in the back garden and get sunburnt because she put bio oil on her body to help heal her operation war wounds! Panic that everyone's going to think she was lying about being ill because she has such a fab suntan from getting burnt. Join Twitter and get addicted. Drink alcohol. Be sick from even sniffing alcohol (note to self - body not ready to party). Run up the phone bill talking to anyone who has a minute to spare. Plan shoots. Plan shows. Get frustrated that she can't do shoots OR shows at the moment. Moan about the bratty kids next door screaming at each other on sunny days - heaven help me, please give me one maternal feeling. Drink too much tea. Get frustrated because she can't dance around to Britney. Sit and look at all the house work that needs doing...and not do any of it :) Look at puppies to buy. Read. Play e-mail ping pong. Answers interviews for FixeMagazine - I'll blog about that soon. Looks at all her clothes she can't get into because she has a swollen tummy from the operation and looks pregnant. Vows she will never get pregnant. Tries her best not to get horny because even sneezing is painful - a 'big sneeze' would be a bit too bitter sweet! Paces, no, shuffles around the house like a caged tiger. Turns DOWN party invitations - bummer! Strokes her latex outfits and says "not much longer my lovlies". Decides the last comment makes her sound nuts. Decides she is going nuts. Molests and teases her Dom at every opportunity knowing he can't punish her because she's 'in recovery' :) Goes house hunting on line. Watches daytime tv. Ditches daytime tv after day 2 on the grounds that it turns your brain to mush. Thinks that if she could get hold of some drugs she could go on a whole trip without leaving the house. Decides that she does NOT advocate drugs...oops. Plays with her boobs. Looks at her brand new Kurt Geiger shoes that she can't wear yet because she still can't stand in heels. Decides life can't get much worse than the last comment. Realises she hasn't had chance to try out her new Mac makeup yet either! Spends too much time playing the extreme sport of 'thinking'...dangerous game that one.
Really? Is that all I've filled the last three weeks with?! Wow...no wonder I want to get out this weekend, I have new makeup and shoes to wear...watch out, here I come, ready or not! (Ready or not counts for you and I lol).
That's the latest blog from my site...hope it puts a giggle in your day :)EmmaAlexa.com