Wow breaking news fellow Cothernists, i have gotten what may be the weirdest Juggalo letter yet!! This strange young man whos myspace link is below wrote me 6 yes you read that right 6 letters,they are reprinted thus for your lawlzing...enjoy

   - Cothern

P.S, best line is

"your on my mind more then girls have been.
No female has ever made me fill a tshirt in sweat.
I gotta say, im forming an obsession with you."

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3387010

1:
Date:
Mar 9, 2008 11:00 AM
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Subject:

sickness

Body:
weehee.
(before you read sir, ive been up allll night,
its 10:30am and i did some dum shit like instead of saying "no" id put "know" so bare with me)
I love when my family take worthless shots.
They can feel it in their bones, but theyve never taken time with the harm of a human being.
Never got the feel, smell, the overall aroma of vengence.

First, a little bit about myself.
I am from a prep community.
I am the only juggalo.
I get hated on daily.
Since the age of about 12 i started only jacking it to rape porn, mostly of children.
This was only becasue i started getting sick,
but did not know why.
Of course, like natural ive told know one.
Ive only had one girlfriend,
she never knew me.

This site, ogrish. com.
Used to be the most fucked up part of my life though.
The bodies, my god the bodies.
Death, destruction.
Humans crying for their own life.
I would get weirdly exited,
like when u get a hard .. a presentation,
massive increase in heartbeat.

Nowadays, ive grown though.
Now i just spend my days,
reading hate.
imagining.
I really sepreted from my old friends.
we still drink and smoke on occasion,
but when i go to mainstream metal shows or w/e theyve gotten into, i just got the sick feelings.
so i stopped.

In my years,
ive gone as far as going
(i know its pathetic, but i tried)
one state over, yes one state.
to hunt someone down, one of those E- juggalo haters.
all i had was a city name, suspected place of occupation.
But make fun of me all you want i lost patients, and left.

you could say,
he didnt fuel the fires enough.

YOU SIR.
different story.
you.
you.
not just you.
the Tulsa shit, i thought i was sneaky.
looking up tulsa , oklahoma, you moved.

I have never killed anyone,
ive thought about it daily.
I have done beat down torture.
were you go past the brink of sanity on a man.
I must say, all the talk about it is right.

Vice versaly ive had the big beatdowns myself.
like the ones you dish.
you know,
7 on 2. or w/e the stats are.
i gotta say its like an orgy for a gay man.
just blood blood pain pain.

Now that were clear.
IM the family member you hate.
I destroy the name.
THEY keep the peace,
THEY arnt harming anybody.

Me and a select few are the bad bunch.
Im intelligent,
i know how to keep a front on so people think im ok.

have you seen 7 deadly sins?
this guy brutally and intrestingly kills off people according to how he hates them.
This however takes time.

YOU are not only a juggalo hater.
YOU at once were a juggalo, but apparently switched.
I know this,
cuz before i wrote this i had trouble,
i actually thought you were one.
THAT IS THE SICKEST FUCKING THING TO EVER REACH MY EARS.

I have a wanting to join the marines as an officer.
I wanted to kill a whole conglomoration of people.
Leading my team with me.

Now my plans change.
I feel now,
like organizing the Anti - Anti juggalo group.
Accept,
instead of insulting over the internet.
we unite all the chapters to retaliate.
as in find names address of all the E- haters.
and wiping them out in one swift cruel long motion.
with dull rusty saws of course.

But this of course will never happen.
But if my dream,
my one and only hope.
ever were to arise.
my family has my back,
CUZ YOUR CREW, AND YOUR NAMES ARE ALL OVER YOU TUBE NIGGA.
ALL OVER!
AND YOUR MYSPACE HAS CITY NAMES!

now, now ,now.
for a post juggalo such as yourself,
i thought youd be smarter then that?
tisk tisk tisk sweetie.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS
have just made my entire day.
Ill be thinkin about you baby.
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Date:
Mar 9, 2008 11:12 AM
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Subject:

sorry, sorry wasnt good enough

Body:
"There would be no good without evil"
No A without B.
NO love without hate.


I dont know how to make this any more clear.
Do you know what unity is?
Having someones back?
oh im sorry,
oh course the fuck not,
you turned on us.
anywhoozle.

You are a good 3 feet over my head.
Good 4,000lbs over my body weight.
(not counting the thunder thighs not pictured)
Yet if you came,
and kicked my ass for the family tommorow.
I would be the absolute proudest juggalo to walk this planet.
I mean id try to squeeze a knife thrust in.
But it wouldnt work,
My only hope is youd kill me.
So that my fellow family has at least something to motivate them.
To show them i dont care what someone can take a myspace pic to prove,
related to what they actually do.

You dont know what beleiving is.
You must be heartless.

The overral thing is,
idk.
You just churn something in me.
I want to feel your fist against my teeth.

Come to any one of my shows.
Stand outside with 20 people shouting Anti - juggalo.
You have my city name.
Come repeat the slendid work you did in Oklahoma.
It doesnt work that way in the midwest.
JRB.

I will walk to the trunk.
Grab an axe,
and slowly walk towards you.
I dont care if i get shot,
stabbed,
beaten,
killed,
raped,
anything.
Your a big,
bad,
ugly mother fucker.
NOBODY in their right mind would fuck with you.
I DONT CARE.

As long as i walked towards you,
And i did it for the family.

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Date:
Mar 9, 2008 11:16 AM
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Subject:

sorry again

Body:
Uhhh.
The last title,
was sorry, sorry wasnt good enough.
I meant that as sorry, sorry, (it) wasnt good enough.

I didnt want to make it seemed like u even care what i say.
Cuz i know you dont.
But nothing pisses me off more then when people act like i care about what they think.
So, i see fairness in trying not to do that to other people.

Sorry,
im a perfectionist.
If i say something,
i mean it.
If i dont,
i correct it.
Peace
MMWFCH
(like that?, i never saw no one add the H before, but i do alot of anti- anti- protests, so. i added it. )

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Date:
Mar 9, 2008 11:30 AM
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Subject:

holy shit

Body:
Your more hardcore then i thought.
I didnt know you already had so much hate.
PEOPLE actually threatned to kill you.
lmfao.
Everybody knows you never threat before murder,
callin bullshit, your right.

as you can see the inner juggla is comin out.
Im leaving off word endings and shit.
deal with it.

wow tho dude.
Youve made quite a massive name.
Your like, the top of the juggalo wanted list.
whats that one phrase,
"big tree fall far"
or big bear or whatever.

Hatchet ryda, like were assassins.
lmfao.
i am enjoying this war too, your right.
im not going to lie,
i want to see you die,
badly.
ill just say it, fuck it.
really badly.
like right in the middle of the gathering.
But these hatchet rydas couldnt do shit.

somebody with some sort of experiance is persuasion,
or
leadership for instance.
would have to organize some thuggalos and actually hunt you down.
They would call for a lot.
But were do u get someone who has leadership qualities?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nobody listens to me anyway.
im just a crazy fucking juggalo,
right?

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Date:
Mar 9, 2008 12:08 PM
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Subject:

you

Body:
your on my mind more then girls have been.
No female has ever made me fill a tshirt in sweat.
I gotta say, im forming an obsession with you.
But im looking at you like the head of the haters,
like your end will end it all.
But it wont.
Your just one man,
one big mean ass man may i add.
If i had you dieing on video,
id put ....
toss up between meat cleaver or wut the dead like for the background.
ive been thinking about it for awhile.
Such a tough decision.
But you look invincible anyway.
So fuck it.
Sex, drugs , money murder
( i love sex, drugsmoney)

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Date:
Mar 9, 2008 12:48 PM
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Subject:

ok cothern.

Body:
Ive seen the video of you fighting with the 10 year old.
Wrestling like women.
Let him go down like a man,
dont pussyfoot.

See,
that shit wont work with me.
i work shadows,
if i came for you,
you better hope you got better military grade eyes then i do.
Cuz ya.
it wont be no face to face brawl.
Itl knife threw abdamon on youtube,
from behind.
GOd forbid you see me do it,
kill me.
Dont pussy foot with me like that.

This is no longer a fucking joke to me.
This isnt a weehee lets brawl,
i want to see souls escape bodies.
Cut mine short, or end yours long.
Either way im happy.

BTW this isnt me officialy challenging you.
WHen that happens,
youll get the creepy im comin for you message from the train.
MY GOD
could you imagine the juggalo revolt!
id make alot of people happy big guy,
idk.
i wont those other two in your video two,
could i get their names as well?
i might make all of your heads into a fireplace mantly peice.
I could smoke my pipes and get head from each one of you as i pleased.

Just keep waiting for that threat.
Keep underestimating.
Cuz thats how things come to an end short.

Let me ask you something.
DO u REALLY treasure life?
i mean hypothetically if it ended tommorow how would you feel.
The painted faces youve seen for years,
seen as a sign of weakness.
Now the only thing standing between You and death.
and i mean it like that.
not as in, you death him.
as in,
you begging for death while we play with knives with a hard on.
Wouldnt that just be a bitch tho?
old yosimite sam cothern,
all the little 14 year old girls talking about how much they wanna rub their clit on your mustache.
man is that lucky.
But,
then you chose to openly slander an entire family which i happened to belong to,
the family which kept repeating serial killa, serial killas come here blah blah blah.

and you NEVER saw this coming?
how could u be so stupid?!?
You ACTUALLY thought no sick fucks would be drawn to it?

man you must be a fuckin communist cuz you are one dum fucking son of a bitch.
and it looks like you fight like them,
drink vodka,
fight whats in front of you.
WELL BITCH,
im american,
you take two silenced hollowtips and drop,
there is no firefight.
Cuz you fight like a fucking soviet.
all brawn,
no brains.

Brawn doesnt win wars buddy,
and i reckon youve waged one.
Tulsa anti - juggalos.
jesus christ.
YOU even dipped on your home time.

Can anybody trust you with anything?
or are you just a giant prick who floats thru life?
Do you backstab your own best friends?
im guessing you already have.

one last thing.
why in the name of christ would you take on a kid whos like fuckin 2 months deep.
if the juggalo isnt screaming blood out his mouth as you punch him, your not fighting a juggalo.
Knock my teeth in, ill cough blood in your face.
dont
give
no
fuck.

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