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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 26
Sign: Leo

City: Principality of Sealand,Tustin
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/30/2005

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Sunday, June 08, 2008 

Current mood:  handsome
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Ok im posting this because this might be the most low class thing i have ever seen. I get told everyday by Juggalos how im soooo off base by calling them un-classy trash bags. But yet here is a woman who...

1: Was so fat she didn't know she was with child.

2: Lost the baby more than likely because she was using drugs. (My mistake Doctors murdered it)

3: More than going on about how sad she is for loosing her child she makes a point to bitch about the Psychopathic merch she didn't get. Class act.

4: Had the guests all wear not a suit and tie, but Psychopathic gear,again classy.

5: Had her child named "Lotus" after "Dark Lotus".

6: Has a special hatchetman for the baby coffin,no hatchet but in its place a baby's bottle.


I have seen some things that made me sick before in my life but this might just take the cake. How do people live like this? Im not a funeral director and i have never been to a baby funeral, but one would assume that loosing a child has gota be up there with one of the most awful things a parent can go through. That being said i would assume you would want a little class and dignity for your child's funeral. But Juggalos? pffff no way! Juggalos are rebels!! This is the year of the Lotus!!! (It is?) Dress the little bugger up in a a baby ICP shirt and Hatchetman! (Did they have it special made? Or does Psychopathic sell baby outfits?) And while were at it lets slap some Hatchetman stickers on the baby's coffin to make it extra classy!!! and for gods sake the necklace wasn't even on the corpse right!

Its so sad that the baby was "Murdered" by the doctors. Cus as well know Doctors love to kill babies. It had nothing to do with this woman being a fat drug abusing clown, no way!!! It was the Doctors,maybe they knew this little rodent was going to grow up to be some Juggalo Jesus or something.

Say what you will about fat drug using white trash Juggalo moms, But they can sure beg for free Psychopathic merch! Am i right?

www.myspace.com/Juggalo_Julz_JRB

(This is her myspace by the way)




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(P.S. Nothing in life is as funny as this second video,i dare you to find something more funny,its the fucking end of funny)
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Boss Campbell-Wrestled match of the night 5-30-09

 
Welcome to ROFLMANIA!!!!!
 
Posted by Boss Campbell-Wrestled match of the night 5-30-09 on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 2:03 PM
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Scrotal Safety Commission
Scrotal Safety Commission

 
Its sad to say but the kids better off, maybe someone had the decency to get rid of all that shit before the kid was put in the ground.
 
Posted by Scrotal Safety Commission on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 4:23 PM
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Mitch

 
Great blog. I agree 100% I just find is odd that they actually dressed up their baby's corpse in Juggalo merchandise. I mean, I can't imagine a grieving parent saying "Well, since we have the baby here, dead or alive, I think it would be a perfect idea to take at least one photo of it wearing a cult like trend that we're of proud of." That poor kid had Lotus in her name. What if they kid did live and became something great like a Doctor or a Scientist or an Actress and made millions of dollars and had respect from everyone she encountered. What if she really turned out to be something great and somebody were to do an autobiography on her. She would say "Well, I was raised by Juggalos. My real middle name has Lotus in it." I'm sure she would have started a foundation for poor hungry Juggalo kids who were raised by dumb parents.

But more than likely, she would turn out to be a 12 year mother with a meth problem and be dead or in jail by 19.

In closing, I'd like to publicly state that if you type in "Juggalo" on a computer that does spell check, you will see that it is underlined in red. But if you type in retarded white trash clowns, you get perfect spelling. By the way, pass this to any Juggalo out there. I met their leaders Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope and they fucking loved me and they find it funny that there are so many dumb white people out there that made them rich.
 
Posted by Mitch on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 5:07 PM
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Sathington Willoughby

 
Oh lawd! That is pretty hilarious, sad for the kid but whateve's....
 
Posted by Sathington Willoughby on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 5:56 PM
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The Michael Buffer of So-Cal... Ricky Styles
Ricky Styles

 
jesus christ what a fuckin low class whore, dude cothern i've been a juggalo for over 12 years and these kindda fucks never seem to amaze me, using your babies death to get free merch what a fucking whore. dude when my best friend died recently (Marcy "juggamom" Munoz, the lady we had the 10 bell for at IWL last weekend) there was over 100 juggalos there and every single one in a suit and tie or nice dress, no one would dare disrespect her by wearing a fuckin ICP shirt. dude these are the kindda fuckin lames that give Juggalos a bad name.
 
Posted by The Michael Buffer of So-Cal... Ricky Styles on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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Donald Sees in Greys

 
....Mom?.... Dad?! WTFBBQ!111!
 
Posted by Donald Sees in Greys on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 9:10 PM
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.cha.cha.

 
the death of a child is never something to laugh about..
what is laughable is that, that woman was greedy scum..
and the epitome of juggalo/ette trash..
and like everyone said before, the child is in a better place..

whats scary is that i believe she implied that she's pro-created once before..
that could have been a figment of my imagination..
 
Posted by .cha.cha. on Sunday, June 08, 2008 - 11:12 PM
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Cheyenne Chaotic...

 
what a retarded bitch! shes a disgrace to the juggalo name! people like her need to be smacked
 
Posted by Cheyenne Chaotic... on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 10:57 AM
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Josi(lyn)

 
Down on her luck? I'm sure the custom casket, trim and blanket cost them something. State insurance doesn't cover that shit.

Let's roadtrip to Chicago so I can kick her in that cavern of a vagina.
 
Posted by Josi(lyn) on Monday, June 09, 2008 - 2:48 PM
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Insane Wrestling League
Insanity Rules

 
Wow. Just..wow.
 
Posted by Insane Wrestling League on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 5:37 AM
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I gotta say I agree with Ricky Styles on this one. What a shame...

I remember taking horrorcore at face value with no religious implications necessary.

What have they done?

Anyways, I'm gonna go listen to some old Esham and burn a church or something.
 
Posted by on Thursday, June 19, 2008 - 3:10 PM
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Carnie

 
just wondering why anyone with the name Juggalo has to be grouped in this locale.First I am well educated and not a drug addict..Secondly there are many who take what is said to the extreme from the lyrics,you have to have common sense where to draw the line.I am an artist,a performer,it is an act unless I am doing my real tracks which I draw from my own experiences and reach out to many on some serious notes...So infact you need to research more on the lifestyle,and the particular people who are involved in this...So the fact that someone caused a death of a child is a sad case after that fact I just recently lost a child due to a viral infection caused by bacteria and not drugs....I am a very open person who reflects on many bad times in my life and try to make it better...So before you criticize and point fingers at a whole group get to know who you are talkin too.
 
Posted by Carnie on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 2:04 AM
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Loganistan

 

 
Posted by Loganistan on Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 5:08 AM
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kathy
kathy swanson

 
You are so right Chris! I lost my child after he was born. I wanted a baby boy so bad. I had to burry him in North Dakota. I named him JOY of my Heart Hegle. Yes that is what the birth certificate read. And the small marker also reads the same. I have never been back to the marker. Her at our house you will see a small angel statue of a child that sits under the tree in the back yard. That is his marker for me. I talk to my little angel and he is still the joy of my heart! He died because his father drove drunk and got mad at me putting me out on a country road in the middle of no where north dakota. I walked and when I got home I began labor. He was born dead. I was unconsoulable!! No one could know how I felt and I hated his father from that day. I have forgiven the man, but I don't understand why anyone would drink to get drunk...I was in the hospital when my little JOY was burried and I did not see the tiny little wooden casket. If I had to watch I would have not been able to let anyone put him in a hole. You are so right. A parent never stops loving any child!
 
Posted by kathy on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:09 PM
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kathy
kathy swanson

 
By the way Chris, I don't know what Juggalo is. I don't know alot about the psycho merchandise either. She might be on drugs or not. I know nothing about the women. This might have been a way of paying for the funeral by allowing this sham to take place. Or maybe she was pleasing the father. At any rate...when she gets my age (55) life takes on a different meaning. The passing of a chance to love a child will haunt her..unless this is a big put on just to get her name in lights. At any rate it gives motherhood a bad name! Nope!!! There are more of us out there who care about our children
 
Posted by kathy on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 - 10:23 PM
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Sean
Sean Hovis

 
this is such a scam it makes enron look like a kid stealing gum from a store..and it damn sure wasnt a juggalo baby it doesnt even know what a juggalo is to decide for its self.
props
 
Posted by Sean on Monday, September 08, 2008 - 4:19 PM
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Chiasm

 
Juggalos,
HA! The whole thing is for trashy fucking morons.
The poor child, robbed not only of its life from its fat drugged up mother but also of it's dignity.
It should be illegal to be that stupid.
 
Posted by Chiasm on Friday, October 31, 2008 - 9:49 PM
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Juggalotus (JSC)

 
yo homie u must have not heard the interview with that fat whore on wfuckoff radio.... ICP and Twiztid ripped into her something fierce ( she deserved it) U shouldn't hate all Juggalos and Juggalettes cause of the actions of other Lo's & Lettes.. I have been down with the hatchet since 1992 I have 2 smart and healthy kids, I own my own business, pay my taxes, contribute to society, have my own house and my own car both brand new.. I have a HOT ASS LETTE!!! not no where near trashy... All the Lo's & Lettes we know arent no different than us not trashy whatsoever.. And yes.. this bitch is a disgrace to all Juggalos and Juggalettes out there.. And Violent J let her know that on the interview..
 
Posted by Juggalotus (JSC) on Sunday, January 25, 2009 - 6:21 PM
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Deadly Desire™
Kayla Brown

 
I want to watch that interview. Where do I find it?
And I agree that not all people are like that bitch.
Thanks.

 
Posted by Deadly Desire™ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 9:02 PM
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Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW

 
As authors of the second video, we say salute you!
 
Posted by Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 4:16 AM
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Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW

 
Sorry for the Juggalo grammar, accidentally typed "say"
 
Posted by Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW on Thursday, May 14, 2009 - 4:17 AM
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Deadly Desire™
Kayla Brown

 
I don't get it... How is the video funny? I'm confused.
Hey I like to consider myself a juggalette, I like Twiztid, ICP, Boondox, and Blaze.. And Dark Lotus. But I'm not an idiot like most others are. I don't "smoke erb, zanex, and drink" I don't even smoke cigarettes. I'm in school with a 3.2 GPA. I'm pretty proud of myself and I hope there are other los/lettes like me.

Sorry for going on about myself.. I just wanted to put out there that not all people who listen to ICP are like this stupid bitch. It sucks that her kid died, but it's her own fault I believe.

 
Posted by Deadly Desire™ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 8:59 PM
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