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Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
Ok im posting this because this might be the most low class thing i have ever seen. I get told everyday by Juggalos how im soooo off base by calling them un-classy trash bags. But yet here is a woman who...
1: Was so fat she didn't know she was with child.
2: Lost the baby more than likely because she was using drugs. (My mistake Doctors murdered it)
3: More than going on about how sad she is for loosing her child she makes a point to bitch about the Psychopathic merch she didn't get. Class act.
4: Had the guests all wear not a suit and tie, but Psychopathic gear,again classy.
5: Had her child named "Lotus" after "Dark Lotus".
6: Has a special hatchetman for the baby coffin,no hatchet but in its place a baby's bottle.
I have seen some things that made me sick before in my life but this might just take the cake. How do people live like this? Im not a funeral director and i have never been to a baby funeral, but one would assume that loosing a child has gota be up there with one of the most awful things a parent can go through. That being said i would assume you would want a little class and dignity for your child's funeral. But Juggalos? pffff no way! Juggalos are rebels!! This is the year of the Lotus!!! (It is?) Dress the little bugger up in a a baby ICP shirt and Hatchetman! (Did they have it special made? Or does Psychopathic sell baby outfits?) And while were at it lets slap some Hatchetman stickers on the baby's coffin to make it extra classy!!! and for gods sake the necklace wasn't even on the corpse right!
Its so sad that the baby was "Murdered" by the doctors. Cus as well know Doctors love to kill babies. It had nothing to do with this woman being a fat drug abusing clown, no way!!! It was the Doctors,maybe they knew this little rodent was going to grow up to be some Juggalo Jesus or something.
Say what you will about fat drug using white trash Juggalo moms, But they can sure beg for free Psychopathic merch! Am i right?
www.myspace.com/Juggalo_Julz_JRB
(This is her myspace by the way)
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(P.S. Nothing in life is as funny as this second video,i dare you to find something more funny,its the fucking end of funny)