I just set foot outside my trailer, and damn it's cold. Bein' from Texas, I ain't real well adapted to the cold, but it really is invigoratin'. I woke up this mornin' with breath that could choke a chipmunk, and I still haven't found the time to brush my choppers. Don't get me wrong, I take real good care of my teeth. Having healthy gums is vury important also, so I floss everyday in addition to the several times I brush. Now here's an important tip for all of you knuckleheads that think it's real cute to use that kiddy toothpaste that has glitter and shit all in it. Spiderman toothpaste is not for adults, and lemme tell ya somethin' else; My cousin Hickory works at the Spiderman toothpaste plant down in Dallas, and he told me they make that shit with pig fat and whale sperm. Hickory ain't no liar, so I suggest you use that damn Tom's Hippy Trippy toothpaste. Now, I myself am not real fond of hippies, but occassionally I find that some of the new age stuff that's marketed to them is actually quite effective. In reality, it don't really matter what you brush yer teeth with just as long as ya brush 'em. Brush and Floss everyday, or I'll start postin' pictures of my neighbor's teeth and gums. He's been dippin' for 42 years, and he brushes his teeth with an ol' rag. I asked him one time if he had ever been to the dentist, and he thought I was askin' him about some feller named Dennis. If you don't wanna end up like my neighbor: remember to brush, remember to floss, be damn sure to remember the Alamo, and I guess it wouldn't hurt if ya stayed away from dip.