Do you have $5 that you just can’t stand? 5 ridiculous dollars that your life would be better off without? Stop your worrying– There’s hope!

Navigate over to http://www.myspace.com/eat..yourbirthdaycake and contact those 2 ugly cartoon characters and let them know that you are ready to make a change.

Eat You Birthday Cake would be happy to supply you with their brand new, totally legitimate, shrink-wrapped, factory pressed, first ever release– I Know You Can [EP]. In exchange for your $5 you will receive a CD containing some sort of haunted-house carnival music or something, in addition to 5 panels (including the disc surface) of special, confusing, scary, baby-colored art, designed by yours truly.

Even if you hate Eat Your Birthday Cake, they aren't really making any money off of this stuff. Just buy the CD to break in half and then stab both Bill and Marc with the 2 pieces. They don't care.

It's fun.

Bill's pockets are getting a little light and the strippers don't take I-O-Us. And Marc will never raise enough money to rescue his mail order bride from customs limbo without your help (those giant crates get really hot on long summer nights– do it for her).

Eat Your Birthday Cake - I Know You Can [EP]
Released 7/20/2009
4 songs, $5, Digipak
Art/Design by Matt Silverman
http://www.myspace.com/eat..yourbirthdaycake