I love eating Chinese food.
But have you noticed that these Fortune Cookies have changed. They used to wish you luck and now they are trying to be insightful.  I hate them now! And I'll tell you why.
The last fortune cookie I ate said "Your place in life is in the driver seat"
"Damn" , I said "I don't want to be in the drivers seat coz it's so much easier to balme everyone else for my wreck of a life".
  I am so scared to open another one of those cookies becasue what is it going to say-
Probably something like "Your life sucks, it's your fault. So take it like a man!!!"
Still I can't help but say Thank God that Life SUCKS coz everything else blows!!!
much love
mdb