Ok, so my friend "Miss Wings" asked me, in relation to my new song, "Soon", What would I do, if I controlled the world?

Make sure you're sitting while reading this:


First, I would have ALL of the world(starting with The United States) take I.Q. test. If they score under 125, they will be moved to a remote Island, off the atlantic cost. From there, secondary I.Q. test would be given, & anybody scoring under 85, will be either thrown into an active volcano, or  sent by space ship into the sun.

From here, the people with I.Q.'s under 125 quotent, will be sent to training camps, where They will be engorsed in mind stimulating activity 24/7, untill they are functional to a level I see fit.

The next thing I would do is ban certain words world wide, such as "Nigger", "Spick", "Gook", & alot more. Penalty for using these words will be death.

I would put the worlds schools on such a standard, that by the time a child is a Junior in high school they will be employable in high ranking fields. This will be done through regulating standardized test quartely, & uniform systems, that will eventually keep children more focused on their studies, oppose to "who's wearing what". Also, I woud eliminate certain pop Icons, To further keep the children focused on important issues.

Music would suffer greatly, as I would basically eliminate anything I don't find appealing, past present & future.

Paris Hilton,Oprah, Brittney Spears, Dr. Phil, Tim McGraw, Courtney Love, ANYBODY from american idol, Drew Berrymore, & ALOT more celeberties will be shot on sight. Other celeberties who I don't like, but don't feel need to die, will have stones thrown at them wherever they go, untill they stop pursuing their field of entertainment, or die.Tom Cruise will be locked in a cage, & Tickets will be sold, so you have a chance to beat him for 5 minutes with a wiffle ball bat.

My Control center will be in the ice fields of both alaska, & antartica, where they will be 40 miles in diameter, with stone walls about 1000 feet high. Only a single entrance will be allowed, where as the doors open, the announcer from the old super friends cartoon will say "Meanwhile, at the legion of doom"-

My guards in the fortress will be mutated penguins, so advanced that they will fly, & be able to operate guns, & heavy machinerary. I will always ahave a jaguar at my side, named Jada Picket Smith. What? Jada's a powerfull, strong black women! It would be an honor for a jaguar.

My family would have acres of land, in the country of their choice. Everything will be at their disposal-no questions asked. My close friends will have access to tanks, bombs, & anything else I see fit, so get on my good side.

Nothing economicly, or politicly will go untoched. I will bring my "Peace or Die" Policy into affect. If I have to explain that policy, you really aren't reading this well.

No class will have more than another. Basic necessitites will be easy to afford, & The need for health insurance will be phased out, as health care will be manditory, & free.

The taxes, however, will still be enforced, & regulated on the following: Vehicles, trade items (metals, oil, fabric, stock ect.) Houses, land, & anything with the name "Pepsi" on it (except mountain dew).

Religion will be allowed. The only issue I have is with the scam artist who start their own churches to avoid taxes, therefore churches will be taxed. & If the vatican doesn't like it, I will have it blown up, & bulldozed to rubbish.

ANYBODY who commits a sex crime, murder, theft, or cyber crime will be murdered:no trial, no jury, just a bullet.

Everybody by the time they are 12 will be working, & pay will start at 10 an hour. The only way to lose your job, is if you commit a crime. If you do something that would normally get you fired, or aren't competent enough for that job, you will be moved to a job that you are fit for, or sent to my camp, where again, you will be trained to my standard.

Yearly, Each citizen will be allowed 2 weeks off, starting The last 2 weeks of may, & ending the last 2 weeks of september. My worldwide employment staff will regulate how this will occur.

MOVIES THAT I HATE WILL BE EATEN BY ME, & NEVER ALLOWED TO BE SHOWN ANYWHERE- IF THEY ARE SHOWN, YOU WILL BATTLE THE RANCOR-IF YOU SURVIVE THE RANCOR, I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF.

As of now, this is how I see my world being ran...