A few months ago, I posted a joke I heard on "Jackie's Joke Hunt".  That show airs on Sirius/XM Satellite Radio on Howard Stern's one channel.  Well, it was on again last night and my radio recorded it and I happened to be playing it in my office today at work.  When I heard this one joke, I really laughed out loud and I thought "I gotta post that on MySpace!"

It's kind of dirty, so consider this your warning.  Get out now if you're afraid of dirty words!

So, one night a husband says to his wife "Hey!  I think I'm going to cum in your ear tonight."  The wife says "No way!  I might go deaf!"  The husband says "I doubt it!  I'm always cumming in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up!"

Here's one more:

A husband says to his wife "What would you do if I ever won the lottery?"  The wife says "I'd take half the money and leave your ass!"   The husband says "Well, I won $12.  Here's your $6, now get the fuck out!"