Well, its over. The weather still lingers a bit of hope but its true in the next couple of weeks the rain will begin again, washing away all of the spray on tans and ushering in a new chapter in the life of those who live in the wonderous state. DRINKIN SEASON. Its time to come off that three month pot binge and settle down on the coke, the bottle is slowly calling you back. Soon the air will be crisp and the cold will once again pierce you down to your bone. Solution ? Booze. I'm no doctor...at least in this country im not.... but i do know that a little of the liquid jacket can mean the difference between a great night out and a cold one.
Now lets go over the reasons to get hammered this time of the year. 10. It's cold. 9. The nights are longer... finally no drinking until the sun comes up.... 8 . Thanksgiving 7. All of the leaves are falling down. Shouldn't you be? 6. I don't know about you guys but I'm still in college. 5. Halloween!! 4. Rain washes away vomit. 3. Christmas!! Egg Nog for ALL!! 2. Goddamnit it COLD!! 1. NFL FOOTBALL. Put your seat belts on you bastards its gonna be a rough couple of monthes!!