Well its official. Its over, that one day out of the year where my behavior is not only accepted but encouraged. well after a morning of waking up, trying to hold food down and taking a big green shit, I've come to terms with the end of my holiday. Last night I started @ The Mustard Seed where I had an unbelievable run at pool before losing to a sober woman. I then collected myself and drove into Seattle where I stopped by my fiance's work and accuired a make-shift shaleighleigh. So there we were, Derek and I, stumbling the streets of Seattle. We sat down in watertown. And out of all the bars in the greater Puget Sound, and out of all the stools inside that bar, we sat right next to the big B. Hilarious. We then departed to Belltown Billiards where we casually walked in the back door and avoided the whole line and cover thing and walked right up to the bar. We then ran into a naval officer with an attitude. He told Derek and I that he could make one call and get a bunch of sailors down here to tap dance on our face. I then informed him i could jam my mop handle i was fashioning up his naval ass before he could touch his cell phone.I then also informed him my grandfather was a china marine and compared to him he was a cumstain. He then proceeded to apologize and bought me a shot of Jack Daniels.  I then stumbled out and the bouncer asked me how i got in with a hat let alone a mop handle. I told him he was lackin on the security. And thats when i realized i had to go home. I returned to Sara's nice warm bed and fell asleep fast it was a big day for this little leprechaun. Now lets take a deep breath and get ready for CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!!!!!! ADIOS BITCHES!!