Guess whose BAAAAAAACK!!! I hear yall been missing the Queen… I have been on tour promoting Nasti Muzik and having so much fun… I really havent had time to GAG!!! But guess what????? It’s time to GAAAAAAG!!! It’s been a while and we have so much to GAG about….Hoes getting knocked in they eye…..Poorsha still BURNING houses down and failing DRUG TESTS…..G-G-G-G-G-G G- U Not.I think I’m in L-O-V-E!!!!! COUNTLESS Lisa… Lisa… Without the CULT JAM !!! We talking bout Lil Red Ridin Hoe….. V-103 know they need to holla at the QUEEN…… And as a bonus, find out who won the 2008 ULTIMATE GAG CONTEST!!!! YESSSSSS!!!! .. ..Nowwwwww… Let’s get started!!! What the HELL is really going on with these hoes getting knocked in they EYE?? Face crammed ALL in the STEERING wheel!!!! Now… Rihanna… If you got WARTS all on dat RAGEDY ass PUSSY.. SPREADING dat FUNKY MONKEY around….You needed dat ASS beat !!! Passing off diseases to my beautiful BLACK KINGS!! But if not… Chris Brown… You was DEAD ASS WRONG!!!!! First it was Gucci, then Rocko and now….. Chris Brown!!! Yall niggas aint gone keep Ike Turnering dese hoes cuz the industry getting ready to shut yall niggas DOWN!!! HELLLL…… Much shit as the Queen talk I don’t know nann nigga GONE hit ME in my eye…….Uhh-Uhh!!!! Rocka-by-Baby…. Don’t make me get Monica’s gun out her Louis purse now…. I got churen to RAISE!!! Neva trust a BIG butt and smile…. Does anyone’s name come to mind???????? PUSSIE PUSSY!!! Ohhhhhhhhh My!!!! .. .. ..Moving right along…….G-G-G-G U-NOT….. .. ..What is going on with Curtis and Officer Ricky Ross???? Now I done told yall… Officer Ricky.. Ticky.. Timbo.. No Surrender… Said he wasn’t no Correctional Officer… Just like dem hoes said they wasn’t no Hoes!!! But where are they Now??????.It seems like ever since the Queen been serving pot roast all these fake ass niggas and hoes are starting to get exposed.. Curtis I think I’m in love cause you been really showing out lately…….. Now don’t get me wrong… I FUCKS with both of Em… But it’s a damn shame we got actors in the Rap game ……. How in the HELLLL they supposed to be G’s and I got Moe CHARGES than both of Em put together??? Case Closed!!!! .. ..Poor-sha…….Poor-sha….Poor-sha!!! You done got FIRED and still starting FIRES! Your name has officially been changed to Poor-sha Barrymore…. Drew’s Lil Sista… The FIRE-STARTER!!!! Didn’t I tell you and that TRANNY Wendy Williams to stay out of the POWDERED donut shops??? Bitch it aint been 5 years and you done BURNED down another house!! They gone get you this time…. BITCH!! You had to be HIGH to think you was gone get the INSURANCE money for the second time!!!! That’s the kind of SHIT… Only a CRACKHEAD would do!!! You set FIRE to a whole community with witnesses IDENTIFYING you as the ARSONIST!!! That Lady knew who she saw RUNNING from the scene with a RED gasoline CAN….. Talking bout you was home SLEEP and the police came to investigate the crime and found your car still RUNNING HOTTTTT!!! What you gone do?? Blame it on the candles again…Poor-sha???? Your size 11 footprints still EMBEDDED in the ASHES!!! Imma throw you a WELCOME BACK BLOCK PARTY at the Dekalb County Jail!!! I told you that you LOOKED cute in your ORANGE suit!!! I told you that I was gone have your job at V-103!! .. ..It looks like I’m gone haveta PRAY for you now…. Huh Poor-sha??? Is there an AWARD for this HOE????? Call me Reggie…… Im ready to take my midday afternoon slot at V-103 cuz that traffic control girl aint working!!!! I tried to told yall!!!! Don’t worry Poor-sha….. Im gone invite you to my show so that you can explain to everyone what REALLY happened!!! Nasti Muzik 09!!!! .. ..While we are on the subject of V-103.…. Where’s that Big NECK Wanda at??? Looking like the MICHELIN man!!!!! You aint gotcha homegirl… FYE-STARTER to joke with now…. Do ya???? I finally TUNED in to you and DRUNK ass Frank Ski’s show on the CW…. You Looked cute GUUUUURL!!!! I see you took dem Pearls off that WIDE ASS neck and GLUED them to your sleeve and your collar… Looking like a OVER fed English Bulldog…. With that MANGLED 27 Piece for $30.00!!! Thank you for all the FULL FREE promotion GURRRRRL!!! As soon as I turned on the TV…. The first thing I hear is….. KHIA!!!!!! I told you to get me on at V-103!!! Stop taking your HATE to WORK and tell Reggie to HIRE ME!!! It will be the most RATINGS that V-103 has seen in YEARS!!!!! And Ms. Sophia…. Your Make-up was Beat Ms. Thang…. I see you moving on up like George and Weezy and I loooooooves IT!!! Ms. KHIA brings that FYAH!!! And they don’t want it with me!!! Yall saw what happened to Tired as Poor-sha Fox!!! Whose next???? Reggieeeeeee…. I gotchu Baby!!! Let’s talk numbers!!! .. ..COUNTLESS LISA…..LISA Without the CULT JAM!!!! Hoe you took tricking to a whole nother level… BITCH you knew you was wrong for tryna trap the COUNT into marriage!!! We talkin bout dem trifflin yella-ass Hoes!!!! Thought your PUSSY had GOLD on it….. Talkin bout you was a 100 stack BOOTY call!!! You know them Turkish women aint got no respect for you Chile!!! They should have whooped your ass cause they don’t play that hoe shit ova there… Those queens knew you had stankin skin…They could smell you from miles away… You tried to TRICK the King but now the JOKE is on you….. He don’t want dat loose pussy no moe!!! Go HOME… Trina’s Twin Sista!!! No….Yall hoes is the TRICKIN-TRIPLETS…. Lisa, Trina and Deelishis!!! Lisa-Raye He done fucked you and sent your TIRED ass home!!! You gonna have to leave with what you came with… NUTHIN!!! Talkin bout you being a FIRST LADY….You will neva be Michelle Obama!!! Go back to the POLE and low budget ass films as you know!!! Hoe’s tryna get the King out his money!!!!!! Gurl Booo!!!!! You are an EMBARASSMENT to all women…. Using that OLD decrepit BODY for your own selfish gain! Why you aint have his baby Hoe???? ..That would have been the ultimate come up???? Oh I forgot… If you COULDA you WOULDA… Pussy don’t work no more… Bitch…. You can’t afford the BENTLEY????? Yep… It’s going Baccccccck!!!!YOU USE TO JETS??????JET....DRY….DRY YOUR WEEPING EYES….. Keep It Real Hoe!… You can’t PAWN them CLOTHES and FRONT-LACE wigs!!.. I don’t even feel sorry for this bitch..I tried to told yall… ..Nasti Muzik 09!!!! .. .. ..Nowwwwwwww……. While we talkin bout TRICKIN-TRIPLETS…. Let’s not forget about Lil Red Riding Hoe…. Yall Know…. The one who like to take DICKS all down her THROAT…. Stretch marks all down side of her mouth… Looking like Stretch Armstrong!! I hear the Jacko-Latern is still giving me all the FREE promotion!! I see she still wanna FUCK KHIA…. She wanna Ride all the Rides… Wrist band and all!!! Dis bitch giving out FREE joy rides!!! Photo-shopped HOE!!! Smooth said dat right….. OH NO…Wacky Hoe!!! Bitch put a COCK in ya mouth to go along with that DEAD EYE and be sure to ORDER more FUCK KHIA T-shirts cuz those will surely sell FASTER than that TIRED ass album!!! Nasti Muzik 09!!! Yall aint seen the pictures??? Dat ass been PUMPED with TILE GROUT and the Bitch been on the run ever since!!! Its killing people SLOWLY!! Pumping is old school!! I told yall real niggas don’t FUCK with FAKE Bitches!!! Kick rocks… HOE!!!! .. .. ..Nowwwwww….. Here is what everyone has been waiting for……. The Ultimate Gag Of 2008 is……….The Lollipop Remix…… All of the fans voted the Lollipop Remix as the Ultimate Gag of 2008!!! Runner-up was…… “Trina….. The Nastiest Bitch Album Review.” Be sure that the next album your stylist tell you to hit the pedicare table immediately to remove crust and debris!!! It was disgusting just like the album!!!! Nasti Muzik won album of the year….. Ask my husband Weezy!!!! Be sure to tune in next week as I have something special for my fans!!! Yall are going to love it!! Tune in next week cuz it gets even juicier!!!!! .. .. .. ..Book a show……..Buy an album…..Nasti Muzik 09!!! .. .. .. ..
 

omg u crazy!!!!!!!!  lmao!!!!!!!!!!
 

WOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!! GIRL STOP! LMAO! I swear, we the people at home look at all these famous people and just think that they are sooo not like us. I mean they really act like they are this and that. But Lisa Raye. Shit I watched the wedding and it was beautiful, but who would have thought that her shit would go sour? Hell I thought she hit the jackpot (so did she) and this man gave 2 fucks about her! That just goes to show you that these celeberties are no different or better than regular folks! Luv you Khia and keep on keepin it 100.

 

girrrllll..... yo ass be trippin me the fuck out!! but you be sayin some real shit!! ............much love, nomy
 

Ha ha ha. Dam, that was funnier than any girl I've seen my whole life!!!!!! All these smaller, and cute bi%#%es watchin' me act fkd up and shoot my mouth all day like a loon that's funny at moments (lil geezers and big bald men too, Lol). I learned the secret to doing that from a young black kid on a bus too when he kept swearin' sayin', "Sht btch a#% adn fk!!!!!!!!" to an older black woman trying to put him in check while we both leaned back like we were still growing at grandmas house watchin' TV with our bigger G uncles, and not doing any physical move (sexual, or fighting) on any playgirl/players in the hood like Abraham Lincolns, and my uncle always gave me $5 on Christmass, Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).............You the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OHMAHGOSH!!!! I'm lovin' this blog!!! You're right... We have missed you and this was a GREAT comeback!!! Love ya Khia!!!!!
 

LOVE IT GIRL!
 

let them hoes know!!
 

love ya too... ;o) holla
 

That's my bitchhhhh!!!!! ..I love you Khia!!!!
 

You need to come cali. Wacki o ain't got shitt on you!
 

I love you. ;)
 

KHIA BRINGS THE FYAH! That is the truth. Ole dumb ass, fake ass, wack ass hoes aint never gone learn, girl. You just gone have to keep roasting these bitches, baby. Hahaha. TEAM KHIA MUCH LOVE
 

NASTI MUZIK 09 IM DOWN FOR THE MOVEMENT AS A MATTER OF FACT HIT ME UP IF YOU NEED ARTIST IM ON THE GRIND RIGHT NOW WE CAN GET IT POPPIN
 

LOVU GIRL...keep roastin them fools!!!!! :D
 

KHIA!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE the ONE AND ONLY MUTHAFUCKIN' QUEEN GURL!!!!! I LOVE YO ASS! BEEN LOVIN YO ASS SINCE THUG MISSES DROPPED! AND ALWAYS WILL LOVE YO ASS!!!! You constantly GIVE ME HOPE, and ALWAYS PUT A SMILE ON MY FAGGOTY GRILL ;8)....BUT, REAL TALK........YOUR MUZIK SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!! BITCH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!! THANK YOU BABY!!!!! I GOT ALL THE GAYS LOVIN YOU, and am forever spreading the word!! NASTI MUZIK 09!!!!! AHA!! KEEP ON BLAZIN' TRAILS IN THE RAP GAME BABY, AND CONTINUE BEING THE REEEEEALEST bitch the rap game will EVER see! MUCH LUV!!!!!!!!!! .... ~FUCK DEM OTHER HOES!~
 

thats some shit i dont get why she did that i heard that on itunes...she said in interviews shes done withe everything and shes starting old shit up again i guess she did it for the promo cant get mad and check the charts nasti muzik done sold more then her "album" that album had what 1 good song MAYBE 2? Nasti muzik had had 14 tracks AND SKITS and they was fierce let us have it momma........<3....psycho sexy
 

This is too funny and true!
 

KHIA, YOUR SIMPLY THE BEST...YOUR SHIT NEVER GETS OLD AND YOU ALWAYS KEEP ME ENTERTAINED....I AM GONNA KEEP REPPING THE QUEEN TO THE FULLEST...MUCH LOVE MA............CHRIS....JAMAICA
 

THERE CAN BE NO OTHER QUEEN OF THE SOUTH!
 

U DAMN RIGHT GIRL !!! KHIA ALWAYS KEEPIN IT REAL !!! RIGHT NOW I BE LISTENING TO THEM WHITE ASS STATIONS LIKE STAR 94 BUT IF YOU GOT HIRED ON V-103 DAMN RIGHT MY ASS WOULD BE RIGHT THERE LISTENING !!! I LOVE ME SOME KHIA !! KEEP IT REAL - WELL I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY DAT CUZ U ALWAYS DO GIRL!! U MY NIGGAAAAA
 

They still aint ready for you!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! When are they gone learn??? Karma is mess aint it??? See Porsha was doing all that wolfin at the radio station now look where she @? Stuff come back! LOL!!
 

YESSSS KHIA SERVING THEM HOES UP ON SUM REAL SHIT YA FEEL ME,LET THEM HOES KNO THEY CAN'T FUCK WIT THE QUEEN, I FUCKS WIT YA GURL 4 SHO, PALM BEACH COUNTY SEXY_BLACK
 

we love you khia!
 

Call it like u see it don't it? LOL
 

lol
 

LOL. You are a trip chick! Be good...
 

Damn Khia! Some 'folk' needs a GOOD talkin' 'bout. I think I moved another (body) organ laughin' so hard. Words like this never hit so hard, yet felt so good. Thank ya' for the weekend comic relief; I forgot about some shyt I needed to forget about--reading all of that! Keep sprayin' dem roaches & rats wit' hot-shot!..................Luvin' ya, Sis! ............Mu-Mu
 

thank god you back gurl cause i been missin the blogs like crazy!!!!!!!! too many fake hoes been runnin round and they need yo ass to keep dem in check!........NASTI MUZIK 09! QUEEN OF THE MUTHA FUCKIN SOUTH!........ps: can you give anymore details on ya tv show? we're dyin to know!!!
 

khia u is the truth i cant wait to meet u i think u and lil kim should do a song together and come to ohio pleeeeeeeeeez
 

My bitch IS back! LOL!
 

I am so fuccing weak lol haa
 

Been missing your blogs very much !....and I approve this message <;-)....Much LUV....Nasti Muzic '09 !
 

YOU AINT SHIT AND AINT GONE MOUNT TO SHIT!!! FUCK ALL THE BULL-SHIT YOUR FUCK ASS BEEN TALKING!! HELL... I HAVE HAD PLENTY OF HITS BESIDES NECK AND BACK.... SHALL WE SIT DOWN AND LIST THEM? LET'S NOT FORGET ABOUT "FUCK DEM OTHA HOES," "JEALOUS GIRLS" "DONT TRUST NO NIGGA" "FUCK DEM FUCK NIGGAS" " I KNOW YOU WANT IT" " SNATCH DA CAT BACK" " YOU MY GIRL" "I BEEN CALLED A BITCH BUT NEVA CALLED A HOE" " SO EXCITED" "J.O.D.D"" AND THEN ALL THE HITS ON NASTI MUZIK!!! YOU DEFINATELY BEEN UNDER A ROCK!! "AIN'T NANN BITCH BEEN ABLE TO TOP THE QUEEN!!! NECK AND BACK HAS BEEN THE QUEEN'S AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE QUEEN'S!!! YOU A HATER AND NEVA WILL BE ABLE SEE ME WITH THEM FAKE ASS GUCCI GLASSES ON!! THE QUEEN STILL ON TOP OF HER GAME!!! YESSSSS!!!
 

lol Khia is a fool!
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