hey guys.
today is sunday
the 7th.
u know what that means???
tht means tomorow is the 8th
and tuesdya is the 9th.
..........
and those of u who that means
abosolutly freaking NOTHING to
let me fil u in...
rebecca muther F*ckin lewis
is leaving for england on tuesday
not to return until april...
now i wont cry...
but that doesn't mean i wont miss
her...cause i'll miss her bunches and oodles
b/c i love her to death
and come on 3 1/2 months without rebecca....
who can live like that....lol
and no party with be any fun!
man this is gunna suck
i love you rebecca.....
not lets see
while ur there..
no drinking or drugs.....(unless ultimately pressueed
by ur new friends who are SOO not kewler than us)
no getting pregnant. (unless he's really HOTT!!!!!
and ur like "OMG, must have baby with him")
and if that happens
i promise to help u raise that little child.
it'll be mucho exciting and i'll have to work 2 jobs, but
we can do this!
hmm...no getting raped and murdered(unless.....
welll unless nothing......just dont do it!) lol
b/c i do not want to have to work for the fbi and
try to find ur body
b/c i would prefer not to work that much
in the governemtn
so early in my life...
no coming back talking funny
well not TOO funny
i'll jack u in the jaw!!!
ok maybe not
but yah ..u just think about that while ur reading that
innocent little book of urs.......:)
ANYWAY!!!!.......
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.....*thinking intensely*.....
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OH YAH!!!!!! i almost forgot
the most important one of all
NO
NO
NO
ABSOLUTLY
NOOOOOO
getting new friends that are kewling that me
and us
and julie
and everybody else
tht is kewl
i mean hey it'd
be pretty hard to find
sumone kewler than us
but there is like
0.00000000000000000000183% chance
that there is sumone out there that is like
more bomb digity than us
and just b/c ur that awesum
u might find them
and if so
i suggest u stab them and run away.....
before u get TOO attached!
OK???
allrighty then.. now that we have this understood
more advice from the amzing bomd digity kelsey......hmmm
lets seeeee
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.....*thinking intensely..again*.....
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AH HAH!!!
ok so yah
while ur over ther
NOT
finding kewl ppl
u better not be seclusive
i'll stab u!!!
just b/c the amazing julie and kelsey
aren't there. does not mean
u can't be a little social
i mean i know everyone here
thinks u hate them as we have seen
ok not everyone
but some
but this is a new START
a new chance
to make everything better.....
......
ok i lied
its not a chance to make EVERYTHING BETTER!!!!
but i belive that
u can be a little nice
and make aquantances...(hmm how do u spell that) lol
good question
ANYWAY!
yes aquantances......
JUST aquantances....
no new butt buddies. .......
...........
well ok unless u absolutly have to....
:D....
hmmm I have been told to inform u
form an unnanimous advice giver
*cough* sarah b *cough*
*clears thrat*
got a little bit of a tickle in there today
ANYWAY
yes i have been told to inform u
of
NO
drinking tea
well not oo much
........
we belive
in our
"english tea conspiracy theory"
that any tea they have for sum strange reason
has drugs
that make u become....
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*scary music*
.....................bum bum bummmmmm..
ONE OF THEM.......
NOOOO
*screams in background*
AHHHHHHH
no not one of the English
never!
you'll never take me alive!!!!!!!
*clears throat again*
ack hum...
im ok...
hehehe
so anyway.
*very profesional voice
IN conclusion.....
...........................
....................yah,
go back and read it....
thats my conclusion...
print this out
and post it on ur new fridge
ok maybe minus the one F word...
and no i dont mean the fridge word
gosh u crazy vietnamese child..
what are we gong to do with u....
"u go bak skuwl learn new english
then come bak we give u nother try"
so like wow this started out a small contribution
to rebecca muther ............never mind
but yah
and look at it now
it's like the size of sarah's mom!
ah ha
kelsey made a funnny!
lol
ahhh...
remember back when
which happend to be a wednesday
yah..
take that home,
chew it!!!
lol
I need to give u those cd's
fur realz.
anyway read my advice
pay attention
to it
b/c its amazing advice
from the amazing kelsey
and if u dont pay attion to it
you'll amazing ---
become a stoner,
get pregnant,
get raped and murder,
talk funny,
get new friends,
while sumhow making everyone think u hate them,
and u'll become....*bum bum bummmm*
...one of them...anyway
ok thank you for ur time
on amazing advice from the amzing kelsey!
see you next time!!!!

AWWWW!!!!! I'm loved!!!!!

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From:	Becca
Date:	Jan 8, 2007 10:12 PM
Subject	I just wanted to let every one know...
Body:	that kelsey is truely amazing and perhaps the funniest individual i have ever met. her insanity is what keeps me sane, and with the future lack of kelsey in my life that is looking me in the eye i think i will go cry now.