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Gender: Male
Status: Swinger
Age: 27
Sign: Pisces

City: Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/27/2003

Who Gives Kudos:


September 11, 2007 - Tuesday 

Category: Music

 

People get mad at today's athletes for doing steroids. Not only do people get pissed for "ruining" the integrity of the game, they say its setting a BAD example to today's youth


THIS IS BULLSHIT


America has had a bigger influence with 'roids than our sport athletes.
















POPEYE will ALWAYS be the biggest juicer to ever appear on screen.



Spinach was just a metaphor for steroids. He used 'roids, I mean spinach, everytime he needed help athletically. Just like REAL 'roids, he had to cycle to keep his strength


(I say it was the vitamin S...and the "S" don't stand for spinach)

After he cycles, he is able to KNOCK OUT bigger guy, be a fucking hero, AND fuck skinny model bitches.




Big Mac, Bonds, Most of the NFL, and KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON POPEYE!!!

 

Do you agree???

 

~Just Jen~ the Zen Enigma

 
LMMFAO! Great work! Love it!
 
Posted by ~Just Jen~ the Zen Enigma on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 7:10 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
thank you.

I am glad SOMEONE liked it. I was about to scrap this blog.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 8:03 AM
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~Just Jen~ the Zen Enigma

 
OMG! Popeye shooting up - classic!
 
Posted by ~Just Jen~ the Zen Enigma on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 1:33 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Thank you...Photoshop is a bad thing in my hands
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:45 PM
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Trevor
TREVOR Bourdette

 
haha this is awsome
 
Posted by Trevor on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 11:05 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Thank you
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:46 PM
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Just ~Stacy~

 
Spinach is bad kids...mmmmmmmm k?
 
Posted by Just ~Stacy~ on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 1:25 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
and tell them it will shrink the nuts
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 4:04 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
I know...that is why I think I LOVE IT
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:44 PM
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You didn't see that "Drawn Together" episode where Captain Hero started using steroids, and he got kicked out and started rooming at a crack house with Popeye? I always knew his forearms were waaaaay too damn big.
Probably the only reason he's screwing Olive Oyl is his family jewels shrunk and she's the only one who can get off on his little wee wee.
 
Posted by on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:12 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
I could never get into Drawn Together.

as for Olive Oyl, she is a closet FREAK.

Word got out among the sailors and that why Popeye, Brutus, and Bluto were trying to get a piece. She like it rough, in the ass, and fisting....With POPEYE, fisting is NO JOKE.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:51 PM
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Lord Rob.. Made in Japan..Beast Mode!

 
good shit,like always my man. i was rollin!
 
Posted by Lord Rob.. Made in Japan..Beast Mode! on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 3:51 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Thanks
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 4:03 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
hungry much?
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 4:03 PM
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Aymie
Aymie Wachenfeld

 
hehehehe, my son loves Popeye...Should I be worried?
 
Posted by Aymie on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 4:20 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
If he starts to do ONLY forearm exercises or wants to join the Navy but isn't gay then you need to worry. You're ok until then.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 4:23 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
BIG TIME!!!


The biggest coke head in cartoons
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 5:18 PM
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NVee
Natalie Villegas

 
Well we all know you only get huge fore arms from non stop masturbating or roids!
 
Posted by NVee on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 5:02 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Both...Imagine being on the sea for months hopped up on 'roids and no women, so you got to masturbate. Thats how Popeye got those arms
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 5:30 PM
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Is that why Bluto walks funny???
 
Posted by on September 11, 2007 - Tuesday - 2:53 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
How about, "IT WILL SMALL YOUR BALLS"???
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 5:16 PM
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Don

 
Popeye the saylor man is on Spinacheroids. teeheehee!

Shrek here on Sumweederoids.
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And here is our Shiteroids.
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Thats all steroid there huh?
 
Posted by Don on September 10, 2007 - Monday - 7:26 PM
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Daddy's Little Girl♥

 
Yeah but I mean Olive Oil was ugly though...
 
Posted by Daddy's Little Girl♥ on September 11, 2007 - Tuesday - 2:00 AM
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Dave, Smurfer of Smurfs
Dave Lee

 
No I think that sports stars should refrain from roid use so that they are all using what they mamas gave em when the good lord made em... Roids shouldn't be illegal though because it isn't the gov'ts place to mandate what a citizen does to themselves.
 
Posted by Dave, Smurfer of Smurfs on September 12, 2007 - Wednesday - 9:37 PM
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Beth

 
Dude...and Brutus...totally explains roid rage right? He was always pissed off! Sure maybe it wasn't spinach but you knew he was using!

 
Posted by Beth on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 5:30 AM
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brittany ツ
Brittany Garrett

 
I used to watch Popeye as a kid...and seeing him shoot up-LMFAO
One day...out in the sand box some skank ass bitch (she was six; I was five)
decided to go up and kick my cute little sand castle.
I took that bitch down.
I stook up.
grab some sand
and threw it in her face...
BUT what you don't know is
just 20 minutes before, my nana made me eat some Spinach.
true story...
granted like five seconds later she came over and pushed me
and I cried
but if it wasn't for the spinach I probably wouldn't have threw sand at her.
 
Posted by brittany ツ on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 3:05 AM
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