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Gender: Male
Status: Swinger
Age: 27
Sign: Pisces

City: Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/27/2003

Who Gives Kudos:


September 18, 2007 - Tuesday 

Category: Automotive




Women have been keeping a secret about the vagina for a long time and its time to let the PUSSY cat out of the bag.

Following me and try to keep up.

Flamingos get their PINK color from eating shrimp. Salmon's meat is PINK from also eating shrimp.






Now THINK, what else is pink and can hold a fishy odor???

THAT'S RIGHT, THE VAGINA. Women at some point of their lives feed their cooter shrimp to make it the happiest place on earth.





Sorry to let out the secret ladies.

 

-END GAME

 
 
 
PS: I want to do a photoshop blog for you guys that is NON MMA related. If you have some ideas, like a certain celebrity, theme, or a funny pic that you want me to do a photoshop blog on let you voice be heard on this blog.
♥angelajolee♥

 
That's BAD!!!!!!!! lol... not every chick is fishy smellin!!!!!!!! and besides, guys need to understand their junk isn't the best smelling in the world...........
 
Posted by ♥angelajolee♥ on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:50 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
My junk smells like sunshine and fresh baked pop tarts
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:56 AM
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♥angelajolee♥

 
ohhhhhhhhhh yeah, i'm sure it does. i'll bet u haveta run to the kitchen ta rub pop tarts on it right before u get down then!!!!!! DAMN i wish i could find a man who'd do that for me! LOL... so thoughtful...
 
Posted by ♥angelajolee♥ on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:01 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Thats the way I roll. Thoughtful.

Sometimes when a girl is doing oral on me, I will tell her that I am about to cum. Thoughtful.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:13 AM
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♥angelajolee♥

 
WOW u are thoughtful!!! I like surprises, but sometimes it's nice to know... lol...
 
Posted by ♥angelajolee♥ on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:38 AM
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Beth

 
I think you have been combining work with play...stop now! ;o)
~ non MMA...use this guy...

MOOBS...could be a series...
 
Posted by Beth on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:57 AM
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nicole
Stephanie Mccombs

 
he has some really nice boobies. i have some friends that wish their tatas were half that big...oh and i think they have that inny nipple thing goin on.. might just be me....i love your blogs i can always count on a good laugh..and P.S. my Giny doesnt smell......
 
Posted by nicole on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:32 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
So far you are in the lead.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:11 AM
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TONYA
Tonya Powell

 
Cute.

Ehhh....itld me to your other blogs which are reallly funny!

Thanks for the laugh!

:)
 
Posted by TONYA on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:08 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
"itld"

Help me out...What deos that mean? lqtm!
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 7:10 AM
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tiffany
Tiffany Channell

 
i think it means it led me but idk?
 
Posted by tiffany on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 2:05 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
youre probably right. thanks tiff
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:50 PM
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Milo McFuckface

 
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
 
Posted by Milo McFuckface on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 11:23 AM
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Mudd

 
think I saw that pink bunny the last time my mom and I were driving through Vegas, he is indeed begging to be photoshopped
 
Posted by Mudd on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:15 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
I might use this
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:47 PM
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nicole
Stephanie Mccombs

 
i think this bunny ate all pink things in the world...i have never seen a pink bunny ?!...well my gina is pink but im cant recall things pink that i have ate....i wonder if its the kool aide???
 
Posted by nicole on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:43 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Russ commented that he always thought it was food coloring. Maybe there is more than one way to pink up a PUSSY cat
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:45 PM
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Just ~Stacy~

 
Fuck you for giving away our secrets!!!
 
Posted by Just ~Stacy~ on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 1:23 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
I am sorry....it had to be done
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:49 PM
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Just ~Stacy~

 
You need to be punished for that...

So bend over!
 
Posted by Just ~Stacy~ on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 2:57 PM
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They have deodorants and creams and shit for that fishy smell! I don't feed mine fish...I feed mine those pink frosted Hostess snowballs. And ham sandwiches....and an occasional Guinness...hmmm...wonder what THAT smells like?????
 
Posted by on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 2:51 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
You coochie must smell like a GOOD lunch. I guess that is good if you like to get ate out all the time.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:47 PM
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Russ
Roy Russ

 
So if shrimp wasn't fed to said vagina, no pink? Hmm, interesting, but I've always thought it was food coloring.
 
Posted by Russ on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 3:51 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
It will be a grayish color I'd imagine
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:44 PM
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NVee
Natalie Villegas

 
That's why I don't smell fishy I loathe shrimp I always have. I hate the taste, smell, amd the texture! Lucky me!
 
Posted by NVee on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:23 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
taste and texture? Damn you are flexible.
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:43 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
MMA=Mixed Martial Arts, go to my last few blogs and you'll see what I am talking about.



and it to reveal the crazy secret you ladies have been hiding. Secrets like that need to be known
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 4:42 PM
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Don

 
I wonder about them woman who says "well mine doesn't smell like that" what? do you bend down and get your nose up close and smell yourselves sometimes? The one who takes a licking at the "Y" you sure does! I like fish anyways, so take no offence! lol
 
Posted by Don on September 18, 2007 - Tuesday - 6:41 PM
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Tammy

 
You are so retarded!!!
LMAO!!!
 
Posted by Tammy on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 12:30 AM
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Teresa

 
Category...Automotive

bwahahahahahaha...you crack me up!
 
Posted by Teresa on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 1:45 AM
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brittany ツ
Brittany Garrett

 
hah. thank god I don't like shrimp. :)
 
Posted by brittany ツ on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 2:55 AM
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LazyJay

 
I always thought it was un-natural fibers used in knickers that created smelly gina. Cotton is cool but anything else is just an incubator. Hmm perhaps this explains the Brittney's current no knicker regime. Well done!!
 
Posted by LazyJay on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:19 AM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
Brittany feed her pussy Cheetos
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 5:31 AM
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Rinni

 
You crack me up. I guess I'm glad I eat shrimp because I'd hate to have a cooze the color of roast beef.

I'd like you to do a blog about O.J.'s lesser known crimes. You don't just decide to murder two people and hold two guys up in hotel. There's got to be some kind of gradual process.
 
Posted by Rinni on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:31 PM
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Ensanity: Sage of Randomness

 
THANK YOU

You gave me a Subject and Theme....YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!
 
Posted by Ensanity: Sage of Randomness on September 19, 2007 - Wednesday - 8:48 PM
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Tara

 
Umm not everyone's smells like fish homeboy....that is usually an indication of infection. Who you been fuckin wit?!?! LMBAO
 
Posted by Tara on October 4, 2007 - Thursday - 11:01 PM
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