In response to all the Z-day survivalist sites/social groups/militias popping up everywhere. And by the way, the Minneapolis Zombie Pub Crawl 5 will be 10/10/08.

ZOMBIES ARE NOT OUR ENTERTAINMENT, THEY ARE OUR FUTURE!

The 'zombie apocalypse' will definitely NOT be anything like the survivalist action horror junkies think it will be like. They only will dig their own ammunition/MRE filled tombs. It will not be like a X-Box game a Romero movie or a paperback handbook. It is absurd and wishful thinking to think the undead will be something as manageable as being dispatchable with a headshot. Movie wise it will be more like The Evil Dead, Lord of Illusion, Event Horizon, The Signal , Poltergeist or the Exorcist, think more Fulci less Romero. Only the jokes will be on us. Sure people will survive, as play things for aspects of reality long lost to the works of fiction . They will feed off our anguish, fear and  confusion. And death, its something you will pray for, in futility. We are talking fucking terror that will turn your hair white and make you shit 64 different colors.Welcome to reality, Z-Day has been going on for millennia! You are already a zombie.