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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Leo

City: Las Vegas
State: Nevada
Country: US

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Monday, October 27, 2008 

Ever asked what your most embarrassing moment has been? Well my story used to go like this (until last night!)

 

EMBARASSING STORY 1: When I was 17 I stood up through my friends sunroof to talk to the boys in the jeep behind us and well something got snagged. We had been swimming all day and met some guys downtown who wanted to come back to my house and go swimming. I had on a pair of shorts over a two piece bathing suit and that was pretty much it.  We were driving thru town and stopped at a busy traffic light and I stood up facing a long line of cars to tell the boys where we were going. My bikini top snagged on the way up and it ripped off so basically I stood up through a sunroof exposing myself to a jeep full of hot boys and about 25 cars. Horns started to beep and there as a lot of hooting and hollering. My friend was laughing so hard she couldn't drive. I quickly tried to get back into the car and slipped causing my head to hit the car on the way down!

EMBARASSING STORY 2: Last night my dad and his friend were moving my heavy furniture including my bed. Earlier I glanced under my bed and all I noticed under it were a book and a shotgun. (yes I usually keep a shotgun under my bed…so don't think about breaking in lol!) I grabbed the book to pack and left the gun there figuring my dad would deal w/it. So I'm downstairs watching Penn State beat Ohio ;) and after they loaded the truck I went upstairs to see what my empty bedroom looked like.

Laying on the floor was a box from the "adult game" "Sexations" a silk scarf, an unused condom, and the card seen below.

My dad didn't say anything, but he's definitely being a little more quiet today, and I'm so embarrassed I can barely look him in the eyes! I don't care how old I am…this is soooo embarrassing!

 


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Alice in Wonderland
Jaime Flynn-Hobbs

 
OH MY GOD!!! I'm sorry but I did laugh, but this is soooooo embarrassing!! I feel for ya Val I really do!!
 
Posted by Alice in Wonderland on Sunday, October 26, 2008 - 11:26 PM
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Brad in Vegas

 
1 - Girls Gone Wild (Valerie)

2 - I've seen those cards. I won't say anything about the scarf.
;)
 
Posted by Brad in Vegas on Sunday, December 07, 2008 - 2:00 AM
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