I don't know when the last time you saw a grown man cry but it's a sad sight in it's own. Then if I start to cry, I start to hit things. Like neighborhood pets. And I throw hamsters out my window. Then I finger paint letters to PETA with the hamsters blood. Muahahhhahhahhhahahaaaa.....
So, you better come this show. I can't waste no more tears. There already promised to some one else. And they really want those tears. Said they'll give me a gift card to
Wal- greens for 50 bucks if I can fill a hole Vile. Then after I'm done with Dan, they just need one of our tears. Bet he cries first. See you at the show and remember if you don't come..... Well you just better show know you hear. Blahhh.........